Owlsley

Official Twitter Account of Florida Atlantic University's Owlsley the Burrowing Owl! Follow me on Instagram! #RollOwls #BAGSZN #NoGhostwriters

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Rest in paradise Coach Schnellenberger. Thank you for everything.

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Sup? #FAU #Owlsley #GoOwls

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

**All roasts are for comedic purposes only and are not official statements of the university. To be clear we comment on your mascot not your team.**
#FAU #GoOwls #Owlsley #BAGSZN

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Soooo it’s... BOWL GAMEDAY!!!

Oh no... man that I get ain’t got no bite 🤦‍♂️ This dude don’t roar he ✨rawr XD✨ 😳 This is the bargain brand Tony the Tiger 🐯 They’re grrrrosss🤮 He looks like he got lost on the way to Weenie Hut Jr 😂 Why his face like 👁👄👁

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Homie’s 9 - 5 is being ugly 😞 He a little boy to me I kiss him on the forehead 🤣 He look like his whole face got stung by bees 🐝 C’mon now man tigers are supposed to ferocious not atrocious 😒 His ears look like two puffy Cheetos get that Cheeto dust out of there boy 😭

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

I told this dude it was gameday he said wait... I thought it was Wednesday 🤤 Ya musty, crusty, ya head is busted, and you can’t be trusted boo boo boy 💩

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Homie look like a Chuck E Cheese animatronic 🐭 He’s number 86? Yeah cause the last time someone was actually happy to see you was in 1986... scratch that it was actually 1886 😆 This Tiger definitely owned by Carol Baskin 👀

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Woke up feeling war ready 😤 Can’t wait to watch our @faufootball team playing in the Montgomery Bowl tonight against @memphisfootball at 7:00pm!!! Be sure to tune in owl fam and support our team as we try to end the season strong 💪😤 #FAU #GoOwls #Owlsley

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

**All roasts are for comedic purposes only and are not official statements of the university. To be clear we comment on your mascot not your team.**
#FAU #GoOwls #Owlsley #BAGSZN

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Soooo it’s... GAMEDAY!!!

Bruh... this dude saw angry birds and made it a lifestyle 😡 Why he looking so angry? Probably because he don’t live 1.8 miles from the beach 👀😂 Get this dude a snickers 🤣 I know this boy built Charmin ultra soft 😳

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

He try to guard me 1 on 1 I’m Mossing him in the corner of the endzone for 6. 😤 He got Cheeto legs and he need some nail clippers for those crusty nails 🤮 I just know he listen to NBA Youngboy with his angry lookin self 😠

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Just for good measure mma hit em with a throwback diss ya mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries 🙅‍♂️ get him out of here.

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Ay yo I heard homie starred in some movies movie “The Shortest Yard” “Legally Blind Side” and “Forgot The Titans” 🤦‍♂️ I asked this dude who his favorite avenger is... He said Hawkeye 😒 He number 1? Yeah number 1 at smelling musty 🤧 Ugly hit him like a freight train 🚂

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Photogenic 24/7 😏 #FAU #GoOwls #Owlsley

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

**All roasts are for comedic purposes only and are not official statements of the university. To be clear we comment on your mascot not your team.**
#FAU #GoOwls #Owlsley #BAGSZN

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Soooo it’s... SHOWTIME!!!

Oh... My... Goodness... What is that? C’mon now 😂 Georgia Southern what are you doing?!?!? I just know this dude live on Sesame Street 🤦‍♂️ Fam why is Steve Harvey’s mustache on your head 🥸

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Just checked out some of this dudes accolades. Man was All state in ugliness, 1st team all pro in mustiness, and an honorable mention in the awkward side hug giving classic 😔 Why he just yelling? Asked this guy how he’s doing and he said “AHHHHHHGGG!!! 😮😂

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

I’m telling you now this guy ain’t invited to the Christmas party, the birthday party, the house party, the watch party party, the cookout, nothing 😂

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

Dude puts the eyed in cross eyed 😐 Man I swear I saw him as an extra in finding Nemo. MINE MINE MINE MINE lookin boy 🤣 Also I know homie got some hot breath get your self a mint boo boo breath boy 🥴

[Owlsley @FAU_Owlsley]

I’m thankful 😎 #Thanksgiving #FAU #GoOwls #Owlsley