Faustine

[cami @ccmilacantero]

las mujeres no se pueden reproducir entre sí porque imaginate el bebé que saldría de estas dos, directamente un dios del monte olimpo en la tierra

[mika @mikasagrada]

POV: você vira pra me olhar durante a parte triste do filme:

[Jeferson Nasa @Jefersonnasa_]

Todas las noches veo al perro discapacitado de mis vecinos subiendo las escaleras para acostarse, así

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Saying black parents are failures while wearing an ankle monitor is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

the older you get the more you understand why people disappear into art, music, books and quiet living

[alpaca do pior @Bruaka_]

A seleção cabo-verdiana a ver todos os tweets mundiais a pedir para ganharem à Argentina:

[. @belkibirgunq]

“Ben ve gelecekteki kocamla bir gün İtalya'da”

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels living in a household where one persons mood determines the mood for the whole house.

[ᴘꜱɪǫᴜᴇ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇ ʟíɴᴇᴀꜱ ☪︎ @LunaresdePsique]

Cuando alguien dice "fue hace 20 años" pienso "ah los 80's", luego dicen que fue en el 2006 y necesito sentarme un rato.

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

When your character design is so good you can recognize it from a donut

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You can actually put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but when you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

[Cris ᱬ ⊗ CEO of New Dream @CristianRubio45]

To save her

He cut the hair to save her

[m @panicattheemy]

uma vez eu sai com um cara que tentou explicar pra mim o meu projeto de mestrado

[…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

[Férus de Géographie @FerusdeGeo]

Les Suédois qui tombent tous amoureux de l'Équipe de France après leur lourde défaite, c'est le syndrome de Stockholm le plus obvious de l'histoire.

[#71 RANKED TURPEAU NERDMOGGING CHAD @Turpeau71]

C'est normal que la conductrice réagisse comme ça hein, elle voit trois mec sans uniformes ni brassards de police la braquer avec des flingues, on espère que les policiers seront sanctionnés pour leur manque de professionalisme

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

books are amazing because a stranger from 150 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

[Kely Péripéties 🦖 @kelyagl]

Cependant je remercie la Suède pour les hot-dogs d’IKEA et pour Zara Larsson.

[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[rob @robniloc]

Michael Jackson devrait être HEUREUX d’avoir le même prénom que Olise