Fausto G.

Livin’ life in the Faust lane.

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You ever had moments where you can’t believe your life is actually your life?

Feeling like a king

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It was nice to see how the other half live for a night. That uber back to Sweetwater from Brickell is a long journey down Flagler.

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@MichaelRyanRuiz if I had to pull up to a spot for mania with no reservations and wanted a good seat at a good spot what would you recommend in the Westchester/Sweetwater/Doral area

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I’m only here because you don’t love me.

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Live for yourself. Cause I promise you, ain’t no one gonna live FOR you!

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I pray everyday that I can feel half as strongly about anyone the way I feel about you.

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lol paramount plus gotta be like no way we paid 7 billion for this shit.

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People aren’t naming their daughters “Samantha” anymore and it’s going to be a lost art the way those women would have men in a chokehold.

Cause they have a high percentage of being baddies. Shoutout all the Samanthas out there running over us.

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The scene after the wedding reception chaos between Stephen and Lucy when he’s trying to convince her to get in the car was very much giving the scorpion and the frog and whattaya know. Kaboom.

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@mikefountains drunk me is loving this episode of mystery crate.

Me annoying fellow tenants singing The Fray at the top of my lungs at 2:39am

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The sobering realization as your father becomes your son that you’re more alike than you’re comfortable with.

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Worth the Christmas tears for sure.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Not sure if I’ve ever gotten this emotional watching a commercial before

The conversations, the memories, the music

It all broke me

Thank you for making me cry today, Chevrolet

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@pick_six22 Are you asking about the NFL or CFL draft?

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@MichaelRyanRuiz This is where the big boys play ah? Look at the adjective—play. (Kevin Nash voice)

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Why are we not playing all CFP games in a dome. This is ridiculous.

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@AmazonHelp This isn’t a me issue. It’s your sound engineers deliberately muting the audio anytime a player yells an expletive.

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@NBAonPrime for the love of God stop dumping the audio every two seconds.

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@PrimeVideo stop dumping the audio every two seconds of the nba cup. Parents who don’t want the curses heard at home will mute their TVs

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This year winter came quicker than I usually do. Smh

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Kirk cousins: it’s been a rough two years since the Achilles tear.

Me: same, bruh, same…