Faux Andrew Luck

Professional tweeter who played football in my spare time. Now a free agent in life, taking photos on my flip phone. Spider 2 Y Banana fanboy.

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Jeff Saturday when the #Colts offensive line struggles on Sunday

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Non-zero chance this tweet got Ballard fired

[mcnabb #MakotoYukiFC @mcnabbplswin]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3:12am

Chris Ballard, nice person, should invite him to the island again.

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

So funny that the happiest Colts fans have been in years isn’t after a major win, but because a man became unemployed

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Colts relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Colts fans opening twitter and seeing Chris Ballard has finally been fired

[Lew 🏈🏀⚾️🥊 @droppedballs_fb]

Colts front office ⬇️⬇️

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

No one

[SleeperColts @SleeperColts]

FILL IN THE BLANK: _____ will get fired tomorrow.

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

#colts

[Jebediah @itsJebediah]

*Colts play like complete dogshit in the second half

Commentator: “wow the fans seems to be very unhappy!”

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Whatever you think of Richardson, he is objectively better television than Jones and has a higher ceiling. At this point, I just want the Colts to be an interesting dumpster fire

[Daigotsu Elenti @ScarletElenti]

@FauxAndyLuck There's no point starting Turnover Tony. He's a known bad.

It only ensures that the Jets get a better first round draft pick from the Colts.

[Noah Compton @nerlens_]

Me watching the #Colts imploding against a winless division rival knowing it’ll lead to the demise of an overstayed regime

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Start AR the rest of the year, fire Ballard and Steichen the moment clock hits triple zeros in Week 18. Absolute poverty franchise.

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

I open twitter and am immediately presented with a threat

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

ok, we really don’t have to do this every single week…

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Bro I stg if we get cooked by a 7th round rookie and Kaliakmanis ends up being the next undiscovered Tom Brady… 😭

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Hoist it! #colts

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Bro no way lmaooooo

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Daniel Jones legacy drive loading…

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Why was that not overturned? Like, you have multiple cameras? You have chips in the ball? You have replay assist?

I get they’re a bland dumpster fire team, but NFL not even trying to hide their bias for the Colts in this game lmao

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

Colts defenders running into each other and getting juked out their shoes by a 36 year old tight end…