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#WorldSeriesGame3 cannot start until #MarlinsMan is properly seated.

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Looks like Randal Grichuk is the next victim of the "Calvin Johnson Rule". #SFvsSTL

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The #Dodgers have released Clayton Kershaw's pitch count today:

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When do we start overreacting about Mike Trout's postseason numbers? #KCvsLAA

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This just in, the Oakland Athletics are petitioning for a name change to the Choakland Athletics. #ALWildcard #OAKvsKC

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This lead feels insurmountable, see you in 2043 #Royals! #ALWildcard #OAKvsKC

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If she remembers the last time the #Royals made the postseason, she's too old for you bro.

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The only question remaining after Kirk Gibson was fired by the #Dbacks is who is he going to throw at in retaliation?

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Congrats to the #BlueJays who now have the longest current postseason drought! 21 seasons!

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16 of the 36 players on the #Royals active roster weren't even born the last time they went to the postseason!

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Stay tuned after the #Orioles #Yankees game for the Derek Jeter memorial service. #FarewellCaptain

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The #Orioles just eliminated the #Yankees from the postseason in Yankee Stadium. Almost makes up for this, right?