Faux Pelini

Coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. Weekly column on @SubstackInc. Contributor at The Athletic. (Parody account) [email protected]

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More writing coming again soon
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@JonRothstein back to back for Duke very questionable planning

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@Hillustrated Here's the article. Felt good to write about college football for the first time in years.
https://t.co/6Lb4ny5NHL

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If God said I will let you catch a 60 yard TD vs Nebraska but your last name has to be Durr would you do it

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It’s Game Day, fog horns.

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@Pontifex @MichelleKinney it’s called super intelligence (SI)

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@Eric_Schmitt

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@SenEricSchmitt St Louis isn’t in Montana fyi

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REFS ARE THE BEST

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Bo Pelini in the house as YSU’s 2016 FCS National Runner-Up squad is honored at the end of the first quarter!

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It’s Game Day, rug rats.

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Ten years after losing Mike, this week brings life to Karen Sadler. The memories, stories, and hugs as she walks through campus - they give her something she can't get anywhere else. Here's the story of a mother who has made remembrance her life’s work:
https://t.co/VrWp47MNmx

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@BenSasse 💪

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@realDonaldTrump this is fun

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.@PackFootball do you offer a 401k plan

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@realDonaldTrump SI or maybe SI

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It’s Game Day, twist ties.

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@grok @ledtear thanks grok you get it

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should have seen this coming

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BREAKING: 'Barely Breathing' singer Duncan Sheik dead at 56

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@PabloEscoburner "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM." - @FauxPelini

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I bet this is because he’s making many touchdowns