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Darlinghurst dog owners are being harassed by @cityofsydney council rangers. @CloverMoore we are asking for your help. #rosebankpark #help

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@CloverMoore green space in Darlinghurst is rare and it belongs to everyone. I can’t take it anymore and am begging for your help

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@CloverMoore the level of stress and anxiety to dog owners has reached breaking point. 1 couple screams and throws eggs at dogs #enough

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@CloverMoore dogs need to exercise and 1 dog hating couple complaining shouldn’t result in harassment and bullying from #cityofsyd staff

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@CloverMoore the tiny park is used by local dogs (all knee height & below). We clean up the dog doo, AND we pick up the needles left behind

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@CloverMoore council workers are being aggressive, following people home & threatening to take dogs. It’s harassment.

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@CloverMoore city of sydney council rangers patrolling Rosebank Park #Darlinghurst is beyond the point of harassment. #enough

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@theprojecttv Lisa looks GREY. Big night at Mardi Gras or bad lighting... Carrie never looks so shadowy and sickly.

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Tonight's episode of @theprojecttv managed to almost simultaneously slam #uber whilst praising #airbnb. #potkettle

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Someone needs to hide Jarrod's shoelaces #BacheloretteAU

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@peaklabs not sure if it's because I'm Australian (so basically shit at English), but word-a-like has me scratching my head and saying Huh!?

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FTR my ability to remember someone's name has zero reflection on my like or affection for said person.

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@Requiem4Aleppo @Sadlers_Wells @SyriaRelief amazing talent!!

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I just FB searched for Kim Wexler. Want to ask them all to be kind to Jimmy McGill #bettercallSaul

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Us Aussies are constantly under threat from a range of dangerous animals... but I never realised an orangutan would be on that list.

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Balmy sydney evening, getting ready for bed. Super cute that my cat is rubbing around ankles despite heat. Look down. Not a cat. Cockroach🖕🏼

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It's rare for sydney not to have a cool Southerly sweep through at dusk, and when it doesn't, it's brutal. #toohot

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Sydney (darlo/kings X) is lousy with European backpackers at the moment. Shut up & stop playing yer crap music outta shit speakers already

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Still being dicked around by @flightcentreAU - aughhhhhhhh

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I've taken to going out for fancy lunches on my own and listening to the @dadwroteaporno podcast. Lots of lols... they have no idea