Michael Vick

Quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, loves dogs and this is obviously a parody account

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Janoris Jenkins arrested by, I mean selected by the St.Louis Rams...

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I easily see the Vikings drafting @JustBlack81 (Justin Blackmon)

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After trading Peyton Hillis, the Browns need a solid running game, thus drafting Trent Richardson.

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Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Willis, Cam Newton, and Calvin Johnson the finalists of the Madden 13 cover vote. A.K.A the REAL Hunger Games.

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Demaryius Thomas on Tim Tebow: "I never got any balls.." Girls that dated Tim Tebow: "me neither!"

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Peyton Manning the anti-christ now that he's a Bronco?

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Now with Tebow on the jets, they'll have a fullback to hand off to.

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When I die I want my last words to be "I left a million dollars under the..."

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The Jets have traded Drew Stanton to the Indianapolis Colts, wait who?

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The Denver Broncos have signed more players than hillbillies have teeth.

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Matt Forte not ready for back up RB Michael Bush, then okay with it, then mad again. He's as inconsistent as I was last season.

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Mike Wallace up for drug tests after requesting a higher contract than Larry Fitzgerald.

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Peyton Manning turns 36 today...I wonder how old that is in dog years.

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Tim Tebow on the Jets? The world is ending 2012...