Faux Peter Wilger

The robot is calling me.

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

YOU'VE JUST BEEN SVOLOS-ED!

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

Both Tex Mex on the Riverwalk and Moanin': too damn thicc.

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

Get an elbow partner! Get out a piece of notebook paper! Get a freakin' life!

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

#RespectTheRobot

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

The CHS Jazz Band consists of:

Saxoids
Brassoids
and Rhythmoids.

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

Food, Fellowship, and Fun in the band room afterschool today! #adjutication

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

The CHS Jazz Band will not be responsible for any babies thrown on stage during our completely awesome performance.

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

#FreakingBigBand

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

#WilgersWordOfTheDay: Vexing.

[hatsune michael @hyewgeaux]

@FauxWilger https://t.co/vkyHbOECSb

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

And when I sent that tweet it was in the present, but now that it's sent it's the past... #timewithwilger

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

This tweet is in the present. But now that I've said that It was in the past... #timewithwilger

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

Roadshow auditions come to a close, and now for the deciding process: let the hunger games begin.

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

P. Wilgs: Professional Robot.

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

Which Svolos contains more sass?

[Central High School @OPSCentralHigh]

Eat at Don & Millie's TODAY @ Saddle Creek & Farnam to support the band. The band will make 20% if you tell them "I'm with the band!"

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

@jack_throp I just wanted to call you Jeff because you blocked me. #dontmakemerobotyoutodeath

[Faux Peter Wilger @FauxWilger]

Winter storm watch in the area for the next few days, 6-10 inches expected, and guess what; we're still marching. #beonthefieldat730