Fawkinell

An absolute unit, just stunning

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

So just to clarify,
Due to Corona virus, we have <$2/gal gas, <3% home mortgages. We get to dismantle the Chinese supply chain. All trafficking routes are blocked so bad guys can't run as easily and I just need to keep Grandma away from crowds?
#fawkinell #coronavirus #stonks

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Gotta do whatcha gotta do. #Fawkinell #scrapeitdontwipeit

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Had sex for and hour and 53 seconds this weekend.

Thanks daylight savings.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mad respect for the makers of things

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Me + You + Tacos - You = Happiness

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

I do! #Fawkinell #yoga #cheapertokeepher #buns

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Me: How much of this "No More Tears" am I supposed to use?

Pediatrician: Oh just about the size of a dime should work.

Me: Well I've already put like three big squirts in each eye and this little bitch still crying.

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Please dispose of your used motor oil properly. #Fawkinell #recyclereuse #motoroil #projectaware #theoceancleanup

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Do NOT drink and drive!!!!! https://t.co/dgH07ZSOsA

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Who wants dental implants? #Fawkinell #betterthangumming #dentalimplants

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

You all have been asking for it so here is a topless picture of me. #fawkinell #metopless

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Mental illness is no joke. Sad. #fawkinell

[TMZ @TMZ]

Australian Rugby Player Rowan Baxter Kills Family, Self In Murder Suicide https://t.co/TrPSiDnViZ

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Seems low to me. #Fawkinell #feedmeseymour

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Don't believe everything you read in the public restroom.

Sharon was NOT up for a good time.

That was one awkward phone call.
#fawkinell #funny

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Just about to start again. Thanks. #netflix #chill

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

:GULP: #fawkinell #busted #dontlie

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

oof. #fawkinell #valentinesday2020

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Gotta keep that coronavirus away. #fawkinell #vitaminC

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

Anyone else? #ValentinesDay2020 #Fawkinell

[Fawkinell @fawkinell]

I can't stand them. #peeps #easter #spring