Fayee Wambui

Too intoxicated to be scared❗❗

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

“men are the providers” is crazy because most of us wouldn’t be alive if our mothers didn’t provide for us

[Jum @JesterJum]

I completed a chore today that I have been putting off for 4 weeks.

It took me 3.5 minutes.

I will learn nothing from this.

[⁴⁴¹⁶ Joy❤️‍🔥 @JoyJMurraya]

Masters GraduATE😎

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Mosquitoes are so annoying. Just take my blood and go, bro. Si lazima unilalamikie kwa masikio. Hata mimi I hate this government😭😭

[boJack @njeng_Ah]

ama jumatatus are faster? 🥲

[OLUWAFEYISAYO ❤️❤️ @Feyisparkles]

My fear is falling in love with a man that doesn’t eat it.😔😔

[James Smart @jamessmat]

15 women killed in the first 3 weeks of January.

[Alkaloid @_alkaloid___]

Naomba 100 rts kwa hii post niende Mount Kenya jameni na Roan , Valentines.Ata hii mtaninyima kweli pals.Let's HIKE with ROAN African Safaris, Mount Kenya is the place to be ama namna gani fellow Bigwigs .Contact us through our number on the advert na tujibambe .Fare ni sare 🤗

[Kaigi @The_Kaigi]

"Poor households"

[Taaru ✨ @LuckyTaaru]

me liking a tweet then unliking it once I see a counterargument quote tweet and I fully realize how stupid the actual tweet was

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I just saw this girl on TikTok say “ I realized I cannot break generational curses if I’m still seeking approval from the generation that’s cursed” and honestly wow that just woke me up !

[Farhad @far_hadd]

on twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

Ni nini hamskii. Kenya is currently closed for renovations. We, the people, shall advise further.

[Normcore🇦🇷 @_mokaya0]

Bro: I have a business idea

Us the very next day:

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

A permanent high-paying JOB is coming to you this week!!!!

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE NEXT PERSON WHO IS ABOUT TO BE BLESS!!

[Tiffany🇿🇦 @MetjahTebogo]

You will sign a job contract this new week!!🕯