FazManSlim🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Don't follow me I just tweet random thoughts as and when I please

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Anybody else cringe when hearing the words
Normalise
Problematic
I'm sure it's code for something woke about to be said

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@pantuouji I can only remember Luke saying to Han at the end of ep4 'May the force be with you' and Han replies 'May the force be with you too'

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Ian Wright doing his best Frank Spencer impression

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@1StevieKilner Minestrone, chicken noodle and crabmeat and sweetcorn are mine but taste is subjective

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@andrewc44104127 What ever I got at Christmas

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@333too3 What they rock in Monaco 🤣

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@GillianMcKeith No folic acid

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@firasmodad The weather is probably going to get worse this stopping the boats then cue liebour telling us "look crossing are reduced" to back up that staged video of the dinghys being seized at UK airport

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@hellierd They probably increased prices Womens football had big crowds because it was extremely cheaper than going to the men's equivalent then clubs thought it was gaining popularity so they whack up costs this less people go

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If Man City owners bring down Burnham and the labour government do we let them off with the charges?

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I'll never understand why people get scared of horror games and movies you do realise it's not real

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Gta6 will be the peak woke game

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All these 'migrants' in France waiting to come to the UK why can't we report them to the UN for endangering their lives by letting them attempt to cross the channel surely there some cleaver lawyers that could argue the case

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@thesundaysport Coming on a dinghy to Gosport soon

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Modern day
Enter password
Sorry that password not recognised
Faf about changing password
Enter new password
That password is already registered to this account
Is this done deliberately to push us towards digital id 🤔

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@BigBrotherWatch How are the invaders going to access it with no id 🤣🤣🤣

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@StarWarsDaily_ Being made

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If you tweet and nobody see it does it exist?

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I'm over 50 and I still don't like wine tastes like vinegar

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Name a food you only eat on pizza and it can't be pepperoni