Of all the comedians for a student tour, they choose the one with a history of accusations of grooming, harassment and solicitation of nude photos by multiple underage girls.
Since Trump Took Office:
Gas +39%
Diesel +69%
Utilities +15%
Jet fuel +100%
Health care +13%
Ground beef +25%
Elon Wealth: +122%
Wall Street Profits +22%
CEO Pay: +14%
Real Wages: +.5%
Trump Wealth: Doubled.
Trump Cabinet: 8 members worth $100M+
Do you fucking get it yet?
Send My 5 Grand
Wooooooweeee! CLOCK IN PATRIOTS! Thank you PhresiDeNt ThRumPTh for the 5K dividend. All aboard the Donnie Express, CHOOO CHOOOO.
I can't wait to laugh in the face of all these fairweather panicans who didn't trust the heckin 8D chess frickin plan! Trust the planican!
I'm so bricked for this plan right now. Enjoy the ride PerTrioTs! tHe WhiTeHats ArE driVinG the bUs! Doomers staying doomers, Gunther Soggyman reassured me this is happening! Joe Byron could never!
It's all part of the plan! BUCKLE UP! Enjoy the show!
@shipwreckshow Here's my math on what they've promised so far...
5000 doge check
2000 tariff refunds
5000 trump check for keeping Congress
= 12000$. I'll just keep the first 12k you take out of my check for taxes and I'll call it even.