pizza insurance

i’m exactly who you think i am, maybe even worse || queer || he/him

[vinnie .𖥔 ݁ ˖˚. ᵎᵎ @sioseul]

don’t understand why asian people got the stinky food stereotype because my white coworkers lunches smell like they boiling missing people

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

oh yeah that's my chekhov's gun. don't worry about it.

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

Thrifting is so crazy like wym

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[Kat @katswint]

Car guys are insane

[morgan 🔻 @occamschainsaaw]

billions must read

[Muad'Deez Nuts 🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @MuadDeez]

i always say "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it were a good morning i'd be with my wife

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[hera @shiningdaisies]

locked the fuck out,, distractionmaxxing

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

this is why jesus said so much stuff about knowing thy neighbours btw

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

the autistic experience of involuntary leadership because everyone is bad at their job

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[garvy @garvvee]

Call me a child of GOD the way I smoke J, take E, and act SUS.

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up