Fuzzy The Bikeguy

Dad, Dog Lover, Bike Guy, Libertarian

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My coworker spent one year in Tennessee.

He came back to Tokyo two months ago.

He is not the same man.

He says "y'all" in meetings. To our boss.

He holds the door for the entire floor. Twelve people. Every morning.

He asked the convenience store clerk how her day was going. She had to sit down.

He calls every man "bud." Including the CEO.

He refuses to describe anything under three hours away as "far."

He waves at drivers who let him cross. One driver waved back and almost hit a pole.

Last week, he told a junior employee, "I'm proud of you."

She went to the restroom and cried for ten minutes.

We thought it would wear off.

It didn't. It's spreading.

Three people in accounting now say "y'all."
The junior employee holds the door.
The convenience store clerk asks HIM how his day is going.

Tennessee, I don't know what you did to him.

Please do it to the rest of us.

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@Lunar_Lipstick @CrystalSmallen Everybody wants some.

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@TiciaRie

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@RepThomasMassie

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@Ron352116354663 Calling yourself a Patriot while trying to buy votes with taxpayers' money is disgusting, you whore. #STFU

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@CoachKent12 There hasn't been a single arrest in America, the Mossad operation it exposed is still in full use, and those files (half of which are still hidden) show our entire government is corrupted and occupied. STFU you silly cunt.

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Why will Congress have worked only nine full days between July 1st and the Election? I used a nearly-forgotten parliamentary rule to claim time on the floor and give this speech on the ninth day.

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@Sofia50020Sofia In a country where child rapists are protected by her government, EVERY little girl needs one of those.

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@SenseiRonined Because you Zionists became the new Nazis, dipshit.

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@ElofsonJess You bitches owe a debt to our children's country.

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@america You all owe a debt to your children's country.

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@RepJuliaLetlow You know, hating Zionists and Warmongers is not hating Jews. Also, hating the Military Industrial Complex and Neocons isn't hating Americans. Pull your head out, learn some real history, and teach truth for a change.

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@ElofsonJess @glennbeck

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@glennbeck Vote Libertarian, dumbass!!

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@academic_la Nonsense. If you think Israel is going to stop their influence and control programs, your Kool-aid is mixed very strong.

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@Sonderisfon Nobody I see hating Israel and Zionists actually hates Jews. Much like most Americans hate the Military Industrial Complex and Warmongers and Police Abuse but love Americans, it's the hateful cunts in control we hate, not the regular decent people. Have a nice day! 🤘🏼🌞

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@_Valkyria_ You can bite them off.

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@jperson_69 @white_devil1488 You dumb fuck. You have no idea who Cliff Burton was STFU