MiroBayern

FCB, typo prone, 27 yo.

[MiroBayern @FCBslav]

"Nada nuevo en el Bernabéu" generational quote

[MiroBayern @FCBslav]

@fozzywrites @MusialaEra And look how that’s going

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@HemalShah016 @anfieldforge And then you wake up and your club is at the pre-Klopp level

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Not a fan of how men’s mental health will always be taken as a joke

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Zeropull last 5 years:

Rejected by Diomonde
Rejected by Caicedo
Rejected by Zubimendi
Rejected by Tchouameni
Rejected by Bellingham
Rejected by Lavia
2 Free Deliveries to Madrid

FOOD CHAIN 🙏🙏🙏

[MiroBayern @FCBslav]

@Brieyonce 180~

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Hey @grok

Did the Bolsheviks open Christians’ bellies, remove the small intestine, nail it to a tree or telegraph pole, and then drive the victims around the tree with blows, forcing the intestine to unwind through the wound?

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Hey @grok

Did the Bolsheviks crush the testicles of christians as a way of torture?

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Hey @grok

Did the Bolsheviks make Christians drink molten lead for “communion?”

[MiroBayern @FCBslav]

@CultureCrave New Maine type, oh no…

[𝗠𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗗𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘆 🛡️ @0xMaax]

You’re in the talking stage with a girl who’s replying fast, laughing at everything you say, double texting you, even sending voice notes. You start telling yourself this one is actually different. Then out of nowhere she switches up and goes cold. Most men fall apart at this exact point, and here’s what nobody ever tells you:

[MiroBayern @FCBslav]

@sooaappyy__ How about green eyes

[slinkjej @slinkjej]

@LurkLumar Another part of it is that, after a while, your brain begins to tell you that this is just the way you are meant to be. Telling you that there is something different about you that means you'll never experience friendship or love like those around you. It's deeply isolating.

[Λｙｏ @Mal_Power]

If they were pushed away by others during their formative years it doesn't matter how attractive they are that damage rlly sticks

[#1Miscreant @Chappytoa]

A lot of men are like this because they were ugly as kids and grew up as social outcasts. Even after self improvement they’re too socially maladjusted to talk to girls because of their school days. This doesn’t mean the man is abusive. Abusive men get girlfriends rather easily.

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[Poetry. @2lastvibes]

Men in true love, it’s terrifyingly beautiful.

When you become a man’s favorite woman, he does everything for you. He skips hangouts with friends, he laughs at your silly tantrums and becomes a child himself just to match your mood.

He gives up his favorite seat by the window, shares the best piece of food from his plate, and somehow, he learns patience… because love makes him gentle.

A man in love wants only one thing: for his woman to stay happy. And in that smile of hers, he finds every dream fulfilled.

[MiroBayern @FCBslav]

@harucchi8492 @OlgaOkami She’s jewish, they have no soul or empathy

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@theMadridZone @jfelixdiaz LoL