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Georges sidekick at work and stalked by Gwinny the Street Mugger ( not my cat) at home

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The neighbourhood foghorn has sounded.
Gwinny has arrived, the tea time department is apparently running behind schedule, and the management would like to know why nobody is taking this emergency seriously.

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Good morning and welcome to Fridays Doorstep Delinquents Anonymous

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A small marmalade piglet disguised very convincingly as a cat.

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Doing what he loves best 🧡

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Good evening, Lord Empty Belly of Tangerine Tummyton!

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The breakfast inspector has arrived wearing yesterday's appetite

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@Nippy32526255 @TheStourbridge @GuyAS Yup

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Another evening, another bowl, another completely unnecessary negotiation.

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Oh look, it's the only cat I know with a loyalty card for his own dinner!

@Purina

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Well, if it isn't the local branch manager of Gravy Guzzlers Anonymous.

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Sighed so much I nearly deflated myself

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Good evening, Gwinny. Shall I just tip the contents of the fridge into your mouth?

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He promptly stuck his head under cover and left his entire backside sticking out in the rain.

Apparently, as long as his face is dry, the rest of him can take its chances.

Honestly, you couldn’t make this cat up!

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Well, Gwinny made a dramatic exit from his spare bedroom this morning, only to discover it was raining

Naturally, the purpose-built dry feeding shelter was completely unacceptable.

So, being the devoted staff member that I am, I found His Ginger Majesty another lovely dry spot

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Gwinny spotted me, then immediately pretended he hadn’t. Apparently, he was just casually passing through on important ginger business.

Unfortunately, Gwinny, your acting skills are about as convincing as your claims that nobody ever feeds you.

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Good evening, Gwinny. Your usual table by the back door?

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Good morning, Baron Breakfast of Bowlhampton

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Eventually, he drank his milk as a chaser to a licky lix

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Here comes the orange eating machine

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Have you come to eat breakfast or wake the neighbours?