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[noah @fckTheJags]

https://t.co/hPyLAOjjuA

My annual NFL draft Big Board. 470 on this years list. 2025’s is linked on the same Doc you just have to click over. And just like last year, I will screenshot all the players and post below this so you can tell I never changed rankings after the draft

[ᗩᑎT ᗯᖇIGᕼT @itsAntWright]

They were up all night with random fans twerking on TikTok live before beating teams by 20+ the following day

We’ll never see madness like that ever again

[noah @fckTheJags]

@CincyKD513 @CBoxSports I'm the idiot? When you're the one who took my comment seriously even though I'm clearly a bengals fan? yeah, your brain is super smooth huh

[noah @fckTheJags]

@MoggedByMansoor @MySportsUpdate u got a better chance of winning the powerball lmao

[noah @fckTheJags]

@investororcl @sbell021 worth it. won a natty and 3 big ten championships in that timespan

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Happy five year anniversary to this tweet.

Since it was sent:

- Michigan has as many B1G Championships as MSU has B1G wins (3)
- Michigan has as many National Championships as MSU has bowl appearances (1)
- Michigan has averaged more than 11 wins per full season. MSU has 9 total wins during the five-year window, which spans parts of six seasons
- MSU’s 9-38 record is the worst among power conference teams. Of the 38 losses, 30 have been by double digits. 17 have been by 3 or more TDs. 9 have been by 4 or more TDs.

[noah @fckTheJags]

@JustinThind and this tweet proves it lol

[noah @fckTheJags]

@PFF Jeanty doesn’t play defense PFF…

[noah @fckTheJags]

@Dog_FF @AdamSchefter Newsflash: youth football and college football are much bigger factors in CTE causation

[Chatterbox Sports @CBoxSports]

The Brewers went 40-14 from August 13th through the World Series.

Their only series loss during that span? September 4-6 vs the Reds at Great American Ballpark.

[noah @fckTheJags]

@SeahawkGoon @PFF NFL execs and Coaches think so and I’ll take their opinions over pff https://t.co/MRnZ8yGaUW

[noah @fckTheJags]

@SeahawkGoon @PFF Chase easily does lmao gtfoh 🤣 goin off PFF in the big 2026 🤣🤣🤣🤣 JSN does clear Jettas now but he’s still a tier behind Ja’Marr. Every coach will tell you the same. https://t.co/MRnZ8yFD5o

[Martin De Luca @emd_worldwide]

In this alternative reality, the opposition leader who is out of power fleeing into exile, and the father who is in prison are the authoritarians. And the guy who controls all security forces of the state, the electoral system, and largely the media through state subsidies, and who ordered a travel ban on his opponent within seven minutes of being declared the winner of the presidential election after having his former lawyer acting as judge extend the closure of the polls and suspend the counting for two hours is the democratic man representing the will of the people.

Please follow @AOC for more daily comedy and satire.

[noah @fckTheJags]

@AttyBlackbeard @JoeReynoldsAH2 sign stealing isnt illegal numbnuts. no way youre an attorney. you still dont even understand the technicality that they got in trouble for. If any non premier school did it, nobody wouldve been outraged and the punishment would have been so minor nobody would hear about it

[noah @fckTheJags]

@AttyBlackbeard @JoeReynoldsAH2 just say you're jealous. Michigan did nothing wrong tbh

[Jrfortgang @throwthedamball]

How often are DTs left one-on-one in pass rush and their percentile grade on those plays

[Tony Garcia | Detroit Free Press @RealTonyGarcia]

Outside of UTEP, Michigan has scored 11 TD in 6 games and averages 15ppg. Of those scores, 1 came on a Hail Mary, another on a pick-6 and 5 came after defense forced a TO (4 in plus territory).

U-M has crossed the 50 and scored TD (w/o Hail Mary) 4 times.
https://t.co/3Z8kJAsye4

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

He’s only 29 and been with the team since March. You can’t expect him to take to the offense this fast, not everybody is JJ McCarthy and the Giants.

[noah @fckTheJags]

@Mooseontheradio @JakeAndersonPGA Complete lies 🤣 you’re delusional