FCproblems

Why does @houstonproblems never mention fingers crossed? Ironic. Don't get butthurt tho.

BTW, this is Blair.

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"@itzachad: You guys... Shrek is hilarious."

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@houstonproblems Look who's back! How's college guys?

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@Alfredo_A can I see your green card? or is that why no one ever hears from you?

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@caseyXjones "20 with Achne? I am what I am." You have it and you can't even spell it. #graduatefromhighschool

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@Gayboykid There's no point in copying me to make a twitter about a band no one's heard of. At least we all know who FC is. #graduatefromHS

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Everyone go see the new and improved FC tonight. Talk about name change for the better. #fingerscrossedhasanewproblem

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Remember Andrew, girls only fuck dicks.

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@tripplesixderp David's life.... #funniestthingihaveheard #LOL #bestjoke #dontbemadtho

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@tripplesixderp why is none of your life even relevant.... #houstonproblems

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See the sad life story of Zach Chad in the powerful documentary, Shrek. #chodanieckyproblems #fingerscrossedproblems

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People buy our shirts to wear when we break up next week. #onlymombelievesinme #fingerscrossedproblems

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Follow us on twitter, because it's the only place we'll get anything done. #we'regoingnowhere #fingerscrossedproblems

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We talk shit about ourselves so other people don't have to. #disneychannelinsecurities #hopetheirnotontous #fingerscrossedproblems

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Everyone get your friends to follow us so we can tweet out our nudes. ALSO! Follow @FCproblems because whoever that chick is, she's funny.

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Let's dedicate every song to a girl cause she wouldn't love me. #callwhineoneone #fingerscrossedproblems

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@houstonproblems is inspiring.

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Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?! No, just Dustin, but equally creepy. #fingerscrossedproblems

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Get a vocalist or give up. #fingerscrossedproblems