Turbo Shandy FC

Best team in Serie B #ForzaShandy

[Turbo Shandy FC @FcShandy]

Wales are dogshit at football.

#ForzaShandy

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@LORDSIRISH What about joining us?

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@jaylewis1927 @dgkdanknowles Thanks for your dissertation submission, but you’re wrong

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Mind the gap gents @RollingChunder

#ForzaShandy

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2-0 win against top of the league

#COYTS #forzashandy

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New signings boys and girls @LachlanPidgeon and @Ben_Childs_97

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1-0 win for the boys, great game all round

MOTM: @Riain_kilgour

DOTD: @Matttubbb

Big club news soon...

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@RollingChunder @RyanKelly63 Look shit... COYTS

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Players absent but we’ll still spank these wastemen

#Frozashandy #noprisoners

[Rolling Chunder @RollingChunder]

After surviving the drop to Serie B last season, Chunder are back this Friday at 4:40pm at Clifton Campus to comepete once again in the NTU League. First game is the derby match against @FcShandy let’s do them in #youchunder

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GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Have a word @lucydranex

[Tom @tomcriv]

Travelling has taught me so much about myself, so much about the variety in cultures and ways of living around Asia, and that Thailand Burger King is absolute dogshit

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Preseason training starts in the bedroom @tomcriv

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CONTRACT NEWS.

Tom Crivich has signed a 5 year deal worth £10m with add ons with @lucydranex

#thatlovingfeeling #forzashandy

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@trewoolliscroft Could say the same about literally all of your tweets. Nobody gives a toss about anything you tweet about.

#WinterIsHere #GamefThrones

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@akaarsirish @TsfcAdmin Several complaints have been made, formal inquiry pending.

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@akaarsirish 3 game ban for being moist