Faded Greentaurus

shout out to the people who keep an impressive wingspan even when the cubicle shrink you got to pull up the intruder by the root of the weed

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@Cosvickof This is perfect

[OzzFest @TheOzzFest]

. @glassjaw1993 “Tip Your Bartender” live at Ozzfest 2002

[Barn Hockey @BarnHockey]

Happy 39th bday to Philip Kessel. Made in a lab. Honed in the hot dog shop. 🌭

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: The Atlantic warns America is becoming “postliterate” as daily pleasure reading has fallen from 28% to 16% — & nearly 30% of adults now struggle to paraphrase or infer from a multipage text.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@Thefukngoat The flowering stretch on this is gonna be absurd, curious to follow this grow into the next couple months.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Flyers fans trying to figure out how to blame the refs when their team gets swept

[SinceFlyersLastCup @SinceFlyersCup]

The greatest yearly tradition in all of sports. The Flyers are eliminated. 18,610 days and counting…

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@Nickhat65 @penguins @NHLFlyers @StanleyCup Fair and square sucked loosing to such soft one too after the sequences the penguins a were having in the zone moments before. That one hurt . Touché Philly .

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@nhlpens Cursed. I can’t believe I let him convince me otherwise.

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@DannyShireyPGH Mantha just needs to stop being a terrorist.

[winter ³⁷ @sidcrosmeep]

they are putting arty through the horrors (but he persists)

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@fidgenewton My blood pressure party’s the hardest…

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@yinzzzerr Now that Philly found a crybaby to call their own maybe they can finally quit riding Crosbys old crusty jock.

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@nhlpens 🕯️may the poise of the 🌸 be w/37🕯️

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@PensML https://t.co/lDgNjtWlYs

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@PenguinsJesus The kinda guys to bum a cigarette cause he just “quit” buying them.

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@Pensblog Well your at it remove all the zyns from the urinal place them into an empty zyn can and leave them at the bar for one of those clowns find. Works like a charm. Appreciate it. I’ll match the hundred for this task also.

[Faded Greentaurus @Fdgrntrs]

@PenguinsJesus He performs in the playoffs exactly as his resume describes and it’s heartbreaking cause the trail to this moment convinced us he over came something monumental…. why