Fear Dept. 🇺🇸

timendi causa est nescire

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Free speech is a privilege granted by our tech partners to citizens who don't contradict our media partners.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Our colleagues in Canada got caught lying about their draconian surveillance bill. https://t.co/As1rNgSdUF #c22

[Public Safety Canada @Safety_Canada]

Part 2 of Bill C-22 would not create new authorities for police and CSIS. It would ensure electronic service providers have the technical capabilities to respond to court orders or warrants to get specific info to help an investigation. https://t.co/f66jEnOw93

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Hopefully our UK colleagues learned from us and will keep an eye on Andrew.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

@C1TYofFL1NT We’re not allowed to say.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Suuckers!

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Our Doomsday Clock targets a certain demographic. https://t.co/F8HDzM3mXI

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Watching Redditors freak out over the doomsday clock is absolutely hilarious.

“It’s made by Scientists! It’s a SCIENCE CLOCK! If it hits 0 we’re FUCKED!!!”

Literal NPCs

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

All citizens exercising their 2nd Amendment rights in the vicinity of our staff are fair game. #reminder

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

A. Why take Greenland? Why not simply invest in it?

Q. Acquisition shifts the (very high) costs of Greenland investments onto our citizenry enabling our corporate partners to profit.

[Nancy Duley @nduley]

"fear is managed and orchestrated by states to control populations" -- thanks, @FearDept

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Silly Russians. Shooting at tires wastes ammo. In America, no citizen has a problem that can't be solved with 3 shots at close range in the direction of the torso. https://t.co/unxKxi1a5F

[Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 @Alex_Oloyede2]

🇷🇺 In the Moscow region, a Porsche driver tried running over a traffic officer, then slamming into their vehicle.

The officers tried to deescalate the situation before firing 12 bullets into the tires of the vehicle bringing it to a halt. The driver, 43yo was arrested.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Would nuking Greenland cause it to melt?

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Last year our citizens lost visa-free access to 7 countries. The citizens of 37+ countries now have more travel freedom. https://t.co/9VjieSkJWa

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

We falsely described Libya (2011), Syria (2011), and Ukraine (2014) as "revolutions." Endless bloodshed and the destruction of these countries followed.

For Iran (2016) we're using the same playbook.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Were it not for AI, our "revolution" in #Iran would not look nearly as impressive.
https://t.co/PkN673ubH5

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

#IfYourDayIsBadAlwaysRemember we could
- raid your home for drugs
- audit your taxes
- start a world war
- help your job get offshored

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

It's not "fake news" if it scares citizens into supporting our real agenda. #reminder

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Our USDA "organic" label only denotes conditions on the farm. Therefore, our pesticide industry partners target grocery stores. #BestPractices
https://t.co/a151X7xEvN

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

NEW: I'm investigating major grocery chains for spraying organic produce with pesticides without telling consumers.

It's not only wrong for grocers to mislead consumers about chemicals being sprayed on their food—it may very well be illegal.

[Oh, Cee Dee @Oh_Cee_Dee]

@FearDept Finally. Some decent and reliable bad news!

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Our job is to prepare citizens to serve the needs of our corporate partners.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

During our pandemic, Democrats cheered our jackboot tactics. Now it's the Republicans' turn.

[Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 @FearDept]

Suckers!