fearhall

show me show me show me how u do that trick

[fearhall @fearhalll]

This is how close I am to my demons

[Mutheu @rvth33]

So now AI can hack into someone's phone when they're drunk and send text messages?

[interpretation @materialcritic]

posting ur boyfriend knowing i love you is CRAZY 😭

[۟ @Am_ldn]

Cant believe i’m goin prison for 2 days from the 13th to the 15th feb for not paying my tv licence 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

hated by many, out swagged by none

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

As a boy I always knew I wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

god never designed a worse torture than the simple passage of time

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Grok, put her in Ann Demeulemeester Fall/Winter ‘98

[noofa @lnooflk]

I had a dream about u so I slept a little longer

[charels @relscd]

Women don’t like me so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket

[໊ @user0000O0]

what is it called when you were overthinking and it turns out you were right

[❀ @deallium]

every time i go somewhere i think of how much better it would be with you

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

I walked out of Marty Supreme and went straight to Uniqlo and bought wide pleated trousers that’s how good it is

[g @34rths]

Yes my password is your birthday 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Yes I love you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[henrock @_henrock]

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

[｡⋆ 𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 ⋆｡ﾟ♡ @sailxrmn]

have we ever figured out why dove makes chocolate AND body wash

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter