Apparently we are so communist and Chinese that my first morning words are in mandarin. I bow to my 10โx10โ pres Xi image, hanging on my bedroom eastern wall, to face China.
We are so poor that we have to buy Canadian only, because we canโt afford anything else.
What did I miss? Ummmโฆaha:
We are a dehydrated nation - all our bodily water is out in form of tears cried over turning from the US to the world.
And, as MAGAs like to say: you have it coming.
Happy Canading to us all!
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