Anders Lund Madsen

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[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

@dyreelsker87 Jo men Freddy er heller ikke for smart.

[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Freddy er en idiot.
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[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Det her er en lille smule sjovt.
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[Mads Vendelin Olesen @Madsvendelin95]

I 2022 ville metroen droppe bettingreklamer.
I 2026 reklamerer man stadig for bettingreklamer. Lige nu har både Betano og Mr. Green klistret diverse metrostationer ind i reklamer op til VM.

[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

"Jeg er selv meget feminin. Jeg hader at være udenfor, jeg hader fodbold."

[Caja Jensen @CJ1AJ]

Hvordan kan man blive SÅ ulideligt møgforkælet og utaknemmelig?
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[Laura Guldager @LauraGuldager]

Sig hej til Zenia Stampe... Vores nye kulturminister🤥

[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

@tveskov tillykke!

[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Jordskælv i Lyngby. I fårking Kongens Lyngby!

[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Det faktum, at millenials tror, deres generation skulle være den mest irriterende, gør millenials til den mest irriterende generation.
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[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Tavlegufferen. Den var ikke gået i dag.
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[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

@DavidH8822 Men David, du ved jo godt, at hun ikke mener det på den måde. Man burde måske bruge sine journalistiske kompetencer på rent faktisk at finde nogle nyheder i stedet for at være doven og ringe til en professor fra Syddansk Universitet, som man så heller ikke for sagt rigtigt.

[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Nu interviewer genierne fra P1 Morgen simpelthen en professor i rygning for at problematisere Mette Frederiksens allegori om, at hun foretrækker rygende børn frem for børn alene på SoMe.

Som om statsministeren seriøst går ind for rygende børn.

I bør virkelig snart evaluere jer.

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

Timeline of World War II

[James Kristoffer Miles @KristofferMiles]

Hvis Thorkild Fogde overlever den seneste dybt pinlige, sønderlemmende hudfletning af dansk politi, tænker jeg bare at omstille karrieren og i stedet blive vaneforbryder...
Det virker til at være et 'low risk - high yield'-scenarie, som de siger på CBS. #dkpol

[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Ok. Unge mennesker er åbenlyst blevet vanvittige.
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[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Sognepræst Marie Høgh med en helt ny fortolkning af Matthæus 22:39
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[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Tillykke med i går.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Attenborough at 100 — A Sting Cut
We know what humans think of David Attenborough: the greatest broadcaster in TV history. But what do the animals think?

[Radha Tripathi @Radha_AI]

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.

He knows his time is running out.

So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.

He died 5 months later.

This is that lecture.

The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇
Bookmark it for later

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Roald Dahl on Measles: Olivia, my eldest daughter, caught measles when she was seven years old. As the illness took its usual course I can remember reading to her often in bed and not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning, when she was well on the road to recovery, I was sitting on her bed showing her how to fashion little animals out of coloured pipe-cleaners, and when it came to her turn to make one herself, I noticed that her fingers and her mind were not working together and she couldn’t do anything.

'Are you feeling all right?' I asked her.

'I feel all sleepy,' she said.

In an hour, she was unconscious. In twelve hours she was dead.

The measles had turned into a terrible thing called measles encephalitis and there was nothing the doctors could do to save her. That was...in 1962, but even now, if a child with measles happens to develop the same deadly reaction from measles as Olivia did, there would still be nothing the doctors could do to help her. On the other hand, there is today something that parents can do to make sure that this sort of tragedy does not happen to a child of theirs. They can insist that their child is immunised against measles.

...I dedicated two of my books to Olivia, the first was ‘James and the Giant Peach’. That was when she was still alive. The second was ‘The BFG’, dedicated to her memory after she had died from measles. You will see her name at the beginning of each of these books. And I know how happy she would be if only she could know that her death had helped to save a good deal of illness and death among other children.

[Anders Lund Madsen @Fedeabe]

Der er nu kun tre dage til, at David Attenborough fylder 100 år.