Federico Martone

Columnist for; The Daily Record, Now Magazine, Football Italia, Digital Spy and other places I can't remember. Predominantly land based mammal/gobshite

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Milan have finally found the coach to return them to greatness! Smart move;
- Sacked after 12 games by Sion
- Sacked after 6 games by Palermo
- Sacked after 17 games by Crete
- Last seen coaching Pisa in Lega Pro whilst appying for Hamilton Accies job.

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@TheGallatron Even a broken clock is right twice a day, The Brodge gets exposed when he is not claiming wins against Uber drivers as "remarkable". Being the tallest of 7 dwarves is not remarkable.

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@TheGallatron Italy are also guff now, I'd suggest the international game is in a death spiral of evaporating credibility.

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@Adz77 @VVGenechten Yip, Euro 92. Better times as there were better players with less tattoos and Nike sponsored eyebrows. Bernardeschi could have carried their bags.

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@Adz77 @VVGenechten Most of the players would not have got a game for Genoa or Foggia in 90's Serie A, calcio, like Italian society in general, peaked already. It's just aswell the international game will mean far less very soon.

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@TheGallatron John Lambie!

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@VVGenechten Very uninspiring indeed.

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@TheGallatron Scotland are rubbish at football, as are Northern Ireland, so he is half right.

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Italy have won one World Cup game (vs England) since they won the World Cup.

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@Juventini_1897 Get some fucking sunlight and stop talking tawdry, spoonfed, bedwetting sock cum.

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Calico brothers and sisters, I made a meme.
#Ventura
#MeToo

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Zero Dark Ventura

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I’ve got it, Italia never qualified, The USA never qualified, it’s time for The Trofeo Trump-Berlusconi 2018!!!!!
Russians are losers, people!!

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There's a new brand of meatball in charge now!
#GrandeSweden

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@VVGenechten He should walk to Rio instead of hoping to join that sinking blue Titanic.

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@VVGenechten Let's hope La Nazionale don't make it to Russia,if Insigne and Immobile are our best forwards then we're basically a steaming pile of shite.

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Only one of these two men can save Italia in Russia now, who should we get to replace Ventura: Papa Francesco or Padre Pio?

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Only one of these two men can save Italia in Russia now, who should we get to replace Ventura: Papa Francesco or Padre Pio?

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I laughed.....because it's true....welcome to Scottish football.

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@mcomiskey90 Dig up fucken Babe Rut!!! El fuckin bambino can bow down an kiss me hand!!!