𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody)

𝘖𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘥. — » Fandomless • Parody • 21+ • Not MGK • MDNI «

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

— 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦.

x Fidgety Wildcard

x Married to @DiDeiEtMostri
x Loyal to her Brother @/FuriaCiecax
x Exceptionally Smart (Maybe)
x @/LoyalSoldato's Best Friend

— 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤 h

[Wednesday Addams @AmatrixMortis]

— 𝘚𝘪𝘤 𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘶𝘯𝘤.

x An Adult AU of Wednesday Addams
x Admired by Death himself
x A #BloodyRapture Ship
x TW: Dead Dove / Blood, Death, and So on -
x MDNI - 21+ - Role Play

𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤 h

[ᴀᴅᴅɪꜱᴏɴ ʜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀʀᴏᴡ @HarrowingDepth]

— 𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦.

× Mortician and proud.
× A splice of #VintageRapture.
×A #BloodyRapture ship.
× Fragile and not at the same time.

[𝘍𝘢𝘸𝘯 '𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦' 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 — @Tragaholic]

— 𝘔𝘢𝘮𝘢'𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.
𝘋𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺'𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.

x Youngest Trager
x An AU Portrayal
x 12 Steps High
x TW: Dead Dove

𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 ��𝐧𝐤

[—𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐎' 𝐂𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡 @PristineRapture]

— 𝙄𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤 𝙤𝙗𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨.

× Serephine O'Ceallaigh.
× @DualRedemptor's Good Witch.
× @UnwittingPrince's Bad Girl.
× Multiverse.
× A splice of #𝚅𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚁𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎. https://t.co

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

[He has his moments.]

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

[Clears throat.] Oh damn... Would you look at the time? Gizmo needs me...

[♡𝘝𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘋𝘦𝘭 𝘝𝘦𝘤𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘰♡ — Parody. @DiDeiEtMostri]

NO ITS NOT. NOT WHEN ITS LASAGNA

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

[Nervously scratching the back of his neck.]

Oops?

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

.... I AM YA SISTER-IN-LAW! Ya damn moron. An' I ain't that bad!

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Do not! It's supposed to be crunchy - Ain't it?

[♡𝘝𝘪𝘤𝘵���𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘋𝘦𝘭 𝘝𝘦𝘤𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘰♡ — Parody. @DiDeiEtMostri]

I...

YOU DO BURN IT!

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

The heist.... For - Reasons.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

40. Would you rather infiltrate The Penguin’s Iceberg Lounge as a spy or attend one of Catwoman’s heists to gather intel?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Combat training... Come in handy on the job I think.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

39. Would you rather have access to Batman’s detective skills or his combat training?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Joker. He took my brother-in-law's finger...

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

38. Would you rather be the one to stop The Joker’s next grand scheme or defeat Ra’s al Ghul and save Gotham from his deadly plan?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Batcycle. I want to impress @DiDeiEtMostri with my bike riding.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

37. Would you rather escape Gotham’s crime-filled streets using The Batcycle or fly above the city with a personal jet?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Ooh, space combat. I pick that one.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

36. Would you rather fight alongside The Flash to stop a Gotham crime spree or team up with Green Lantern to combat a cosmic threat to the city?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Criminal Underworld. They can get more shit done.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

35. Would you rather have Gotham’s criminal underworld view you as a powerful ally or have Gotham’s police force always support you?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

I already do option 1... Why fucking break the stride now?

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

34. Would you rather be friends with Harley Quinn and deal with her antics or be allies with The Riddler but constantly have to solve his puzzles?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Corrupt Politicians! My wife will scare them.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

33. Would you rather be pursued by The League of Assassins or face off against Gotham’s corrupt politicians who hide behind masks?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Arkham... Vic would kill me if I went off side kicking. So would her brother, and he's just as scary.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

32. Would you rather be Batman’s sidekick for a year or spend a year in Arkham Asylum studying Gotham’s most dangerous criminals?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Batcave. I'll teach Alfred how to play Call of Duty.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

31. Would you rather be given access to Batman’s Batcave but constantly monitored by Alfred or receive weekly advice from Commissioner Gordon?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

Do I get one of those cool suits?

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

30. Would you rather be Gotham’s next Robin or be an independent vigilante working outside of Batman’s shadow?

[𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody) @FedelePrince]

First one... I got experience by marriage.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

29. Would you rather take over The Joker’s criminal empire after his downfall or try to restore order in Gotham after Bane’s takeover?