The Fedex of Olympus

Hermes I BELIEVE I CAN FLY Ive got the best shoes around!!! Mercury Olympus

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

@SeaOfPoseidon @HermesTheSwift well we the REAL Hermes can answer that for you it should be in in 6-10 days

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

If you want your dog back, give me... your Country Living catalogs. I love those things.

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

I'll have you know that I had my foot stepped on by a sheep this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

I'm not a boy. I'm a MAN!

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

@underworldgod66 no way I'm sure that @QueenHeraRlz will protect me!!!

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

It's a half-boy half-girl. #dissapointedfather

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

I just had another kid. :(

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

#puppythief

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

Hey Hades... I took your dog. You wanna talk about it?

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

Today I delivered a package to a man in a yellow suit.

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It was about tortoises yelling at each other.

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

I just gave this guy a dream about tortoises.

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

Who dis otha Hermes tweetin'?

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

@LordofTheDeadz they are on their way hades just cool down hothead It takes longer for Underworld deliveries

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

@HermesTheSwift at least I deliver to the underworld I bet you don't even make those types of deliveries

[The Fedex of Olympus @fedex_4Olympus]

@HermesTheSwift but I am the BETTER me haha faster too ill bet!