Old Jeff

Hahaha Bitch

[Old Jeff @FeelTheBob]

Get you a goth bitch that likes minions

[Old Jeff @FeelTheBob]

One of his most iconic yet underrated quotes

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

STOP THE COUNT

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

After 4 years of “triggering the libs” being essentially an official mantra of the trump administration, I am just super primed to take every conservative crying for civility and reconciliation seriously

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

democrats: lose every political battle of my lifetime

also democrats:

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Every few months I think about how CNN reported ISIS was at a gay pride parade but really it was a flag with a bunch of dildos

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

Let’s rebuild The Mayflower and send Steve Bannon back to 17th century England #buildthemayflower

[Old Jeff @FeelTheBob]

Literally just kill me now please

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Kill me

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

This isn’t to rub it in, it’s to explain what will happen again in the future - progressives like @ewarren trying to curry favor with the establishment NEVER works. After doing everything they asked, she’s snubbed again.

[Scott @scogq]

im sorry but if you pay 30 dollars to watch mulan i should be allowed to murder you in cold blood

[ege bamyasqueen @DanielS18554072]

@KyleKulinski Ben shapiro during sex: "Your unclad appearance increases bloodflow to my d-word thereby engorging it. Does the thought of my engorged d-word lubricate your p-word? If so, please elaborate. Oh elaborate further!"

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

The cops just killed a peaceful protestor. Sarah Grossman 😞

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Right wingers online pretended to care about the first amendment when it was to dunk on pink haired college kids creating safe spaces, now the president announced he'll use the fucking military to shut down demonstrations and I hear crickets.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

👀

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

If Biden loses the left will be blamed, if he wins the left will get zero credit. Because it's an abusive game and you won't be taken seriously until you demand it in clear and inflexible terms.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Germany has free government provided healthcare, yet it looks like they will be the first ones to develop a #COVID19 vaccine. So, what happened to the idea that we need brutal free-market healthcare in order to have innovation? #MedicareForAll

[🏀🐸 @tuxpepe]

@rudy_mustang @GenePark #demdebate

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

It's shortsighted how @JoeBiden embraces the health-related policies @BernieSanders proposes - paid leave, free healthcare, etc - but *only* for coronavirus.

Cancer? Out of luck.
Diabetes? Out of luck.
Coronavirus? Ok fine.

Healthcare is a human right now and always. #DemDebate

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I don’t see how everyone isn’t furious with the American health industry right now. how long has everyone been forced to pay extortion fees and told it’s because we need to foster innovation? we have nothing. this is a barren, incompetent nation now. imprison them