Metroid Man

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗭𝗢’𝗦 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗥: 𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗜𝗗

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning Taking that as slang for ‘my mother is also my aunt.’ Would help explain why you look the way you do, oh ‘ascended species.’

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

Ridley . . .

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ASTR0ASSASSIN Hm. Shame.

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

whether you're alive, dead, or somewhere in between, you will never defeat me. as long as i'm around, you're destined to lose for all eternity. and that's exactly the punishment you'll never be able to escape from.

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ASTR0ASSASSIN [ a small shake of her arm cannon hand. ]

Whenever a blow something up, it drops the exact missiles I use. Your gun doesn’t do that?

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning —

Adam was a C.O. to me. I suppose inbreeding is something ( you’d ) hold in high regard huh?

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning [ If intentional or an unconscious reaction, Samus raises her arm cannon and blows Ridley’s wing clean off. A sickening burning smell wafts through the air as bone and charred meat slap to the floor. ]

—

[♦️ MARA . @ASTR0ASSASSIN]

AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP
IN THE MORNING,
ㅤㅤWITH YOUR HEAD ON FIRE,
ㅤㅤAND YOUR EYES
ㅤㅤTOO BLOODY TO SEE?

ㅤ> Fandomless OC. ㅤ
ㅤ> #MVRP #OCRP

GO ON AND CRY
IN YOUR COFFEE,
ㅤㅤBUT DON'T COME
ㅤㅤBITCHIN' TO ME.

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning [ a small internal cringe at that one. How Ridley is fueled and blessed by inhuman grotesqueness, how such a thing is a biomechanical boon on all fronts. ]

Tch. That being the only way you can get inside a woman isn’t the feat you think it is.

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning [ Someone’s gotta pay for that. Both Hunter and Monster know it’s not going to be either of them. ]

You sure? I wouldn’t want to put your fail body on life support again.

But, if you want me to pipe your mouth with super missiles again, I’m not gonna judge you’re masochism.

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning Please keep the idea of you beating the bax out of my head, I can only hold so many reasons to wipe you off the face of the universe.

There’s a market for tough meat, Ridley. I’ll just need to /tenderize/ you before cooking.

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning Oh course ( you’d ) be into that.
Afraid I might bite back?

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

"You have made progress faster than any student I’ve had," my Zen master told me. "You must have a great mantra." "May I be happy, may I be safe," I replied. My master smiled. I didn’t have the heart to tell him the truth: "I've run out of Gods to slay, so I must become one."

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning [ An eyes roll. The dragon’s horrid noises are closer to grating than they are intimidating. ]

If you aren’t gonna stay down, then I might as well get creative with sending you to death’s reception desk.

I wonder if dip-shit broil would sell well…

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning Oh how I wish that wasn’t true.

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

@ReapersCunning If it isn’t the undying dickhead.

[𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐙𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐬 @ReapersCunning]

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18+ writer, minors dni
not gonna post porn on the tl or anything i'm just not self censoring when he cuts people on half, lmao

[Metroid Man @FEELTHEDREAD]

It’s too late to run away now, Ridley! I have you pegged!