matty feels

life is fuckin awesome

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

Throwback to when I swallowed a flash drive

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

@itiswaffletime Summons/Abigail only but no whips

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

@xProdz_ S2 of JJK in on crunchy roll rn

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

@xProdz_ Damn bro what a call

[Prod @xProdz_]

I'M LIVE. With the lord of the fallen reboot around the corner i thought i would give the original another shot even though the last time i played i HATED it. Lets see if that changes, come help if you want! https://t.co/NAmq8hfSxh

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

@xProdz_ Japan but thats it right now

[Crosley Tower @TowerCrosley]

Moments ago you were an infant and in another moment you'll be dead. Don't talk to me about being late, human, because I cannot understand. I will be here forever. I will watch nations fall and billions die. The sun will dip below the horizon and boil the oceans and I will stand

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

JUST SO U KNOW SOME OF DAYS BEFORE AND OWL PHARAOH WILL BE RAN AT THESE SHOW. JUST WANNA SEE WHO ROCKING FROM THE JUMP.

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

@Adam_Fenster Underrated tweet

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@bissmeyerphil @Fazolis I have now o shit

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

Actually tho like pasta does not take long to cook

[alex meyer @alexmeyerrr]

Why aren’t drive thru pasta places a thing

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

guy fieri literally fucks more than u

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

youre famous @SJSchauer

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

I’m a former US Attorney. If a judge/juror made a public statement that their mind was made up before all testimony is in, the trial would be prejudiced & I’d move for mistrial & have the judge removed.
Mr. Leader, is this the message we want to send to victims of sexual assault?

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

So just a regular day for most of us

[Phil Bissmeyer @bissmeyerphil]

The unspoken rule:

Yelling "Kobe!" is for accuracy.

Yelling "Yeet!" is for distance.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

God fucking dammit. You were such an incredible person. You changed so many lives. Had so much love in your heart. You inspired me throughout highschool, and I wouldn't be where I was today without you. Never a more kind and sincere and beautiful person. I fucking love you mac.

[matty feels @FeldkampMatt]

When the box of pizza rolls says 10 ct. but it only has 9

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TREASON?

[Francois Arnaud’s social media manager @rodthereup]

Nike executives logging into twitter and seeing y’all burn the clothes that y’all already paid for

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

i was hotter than literally any of your boyfriends in high school