Feldy

....Is possibly buzzed. Took 3rd place in the spelling bee in 2nd grade.

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

@MarcDennis86 @PardonMyTake Fried egg? That thing still has chicken shit on it

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

Yo .@PFTCommenter aka Wizler; can I get a happy bday shout out? (Bday may22nd today)

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

Big cat my pro am tip when silencing a shit in a stall is saying a “ew what the hell” out loud tricking others in thinking last person didn’t flush then during the flush get majority of my shots fired .@BarstoolBigCat

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

No Karens at our ballpark 🤭

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

@BarstoolBigCat Did you take my Suzuki pick from earlier today?

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

. @BarstoolBigCat Seiya Suzuki anytime homerun today? #dingdongs #booooookeeet

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

@JeffPassan . @BarstoolBigCat you’re going to be okay

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

@NBCSKings This shit ain’t even Shams tweet worthy ☠️☠️☠️😂😂 another drought incoming

[Unbiased Mets Fan @TheMetsX]

@statmuse But not a single one (besides maybe Embiid and prime harden) flopped as much as him. Nobody cares about free throw totals when you’re actually getting fouled. It’s the way you get them that annoys people.

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

@JeffPassan @JonHeyman Boras definitely leaking info

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

@DeuceMason Just beat a fully healthy Celtics team on the road without fox. He can suck on that stat

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

LFG

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Amid all the trades, let’s take a moment to appreciate Giants rookie shortstop Tyler Fitzgerald. He’s got eight home runs in his last 10 games and over that stretch is slashing .429/.512/1.229. He’s on a tremendous heater and has been a treat to watch.

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

@MLBHR @gneiffer07 @ScoresOdds Tailing. LFG

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

Domas has BUTTER FINGERS.

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

Play baseball people.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Shohei Ohtani has more guaranteed money - $700M - than the largest guaranteed contracts in the NFL ($230m), NBA ($320m) and NHL ($110m) combined.

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

DFA Ross Stripling right now. Send him home. Bring up the back up catcher from triple A for all I care. #SFGiants

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

Huerter needs to be fucking pulled out of this game.

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

He sounds like a Warriors fan IMO

[Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave]

I guarantee you, and this is saying a LOT, that you will not see a bigger clown take today than this one.

Honestly I’m not even mad.

The clownosity is kind of impressive.

[Feldy @FeldmanSam]

The Kings to a 1-0 series lead against the Warriors 🥹

[Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave]

IM CRYING YOU’RE CRYING WE’RE ALL CRYING