Mark Bertram

Former actor and college educator. Current musician and beertender at a small brewery. Don't stress about number of followers. 💙💙💙

[Mark Bertram @Feldtram]

Epic fail on moderating this debate, @abc. You interrupt #Harris but not #Trump. What's up with his 2 rebuttals for most questions? #Debatenight #debate #Debate2024

[Mark Bertram @Feldtram]

Hey,@Equifax. What's up with your website? It's terrible. And your phone interface has to be the worst I've encountered. I hope to never hear a piano sonata again!

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@batfez @Equifax Same here, for BOTH my wife and me. On hold for 44 mins once. No answer. 2nd time, 37 mins. Finally resolution, the other two bureau's sites worked effortlessly.

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@Mikethewander1

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Hey, @altafiber. Would love to pay my bill. If only my my internet provider's web site worked, like, at all. Let's go gang. Can you get your shit together? Let's be more than simply marginal, shall we?

[Mark Bertram @Feldtram]

Fuck you, @NBCSports. You can't give us the last 25 laps of the #Indy500 without a commercial?

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@PiattPatti 😂😂😂 And in his case it wouldn't have gotten better.

[Mark Bertram @Feldtram]

Hey, @JessicaKirson. Not everyone can handle post Super Bowl Monday, especially in Ohio, but you can. Love you! See you in Louisville! https://t.co/Dps2icTUPc

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@PiattPatti @tizzie Ha Ha! My 26-year-old son claims Newport Kroger gives him panic attacks.

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@AmyJeanTyler My zombie apocalypse defender.

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Are they douchebags to begin with, or do they become douchebags after holding office for 20 years? This kind of privilege, arrogance and stupidity gridlocks our legislative bodies. A "win" for them is when the other side is defeated, no matter how strong the legislation is.

[Kentucky Democrats @KyDems]

Republican legislators claim over and over they're willing to work with Gov. Beshear in good faith.

Here's the reality:

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I second that.

All those in favor say, "Aye."

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

The onIy people saying Washington is broken are the ones actively breaking it.

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🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant!

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Damn, what a lineup!

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Made my Friday.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

There was an attempt to be taken seriously.
The war on _________________________.

[Mark Bertram @Feldtram]

#WalffleHouse is the new #FloridaMan.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

No one gets paid enough for this shit. Also she needs to be in the WWE. What a move! https://t.co/0jkyD6rAka

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@notmiketee @Andie00471 Damn, you beat me to it!

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@mcspocky I've found that a deep tissue massage by an accomplished therapist is much, much more effective.

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Best of luck....

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@thekatzmeow2021 Aww. "Everyone wants to nitpick at me." Poor fella.