Felicity Green

I'm too lazy to think of anything clever to put here...cum at me bruh c;

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

My parents are giving me a long talk about bath salts for no reason lol.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

Walked past the bathroom on the O-building 3rd floor, heard some guys having a "pissing contest".
Stay classy Hawaii.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

Miscommunication leads to most conflicts...

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

Is it just me or do mainlander chicks always end up being attention whores?

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

Me and Lacey have invented a new word, Glibberschtofften. Or at least, I think it's a new word. ;) @Laceyzra

[Malia King @king_malia]

"Thank the lord for that burning bush,
On my way I'm burnin kush,
I've been told that I'm amazing,
Make sure to keep that fire blazing..."

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

@kaaareeenz Well, we all knew it was gonna die sometime.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

My mom told me that I have to marry a black guy because she wants black grandchildren. Will you marry me? ;) @bigbear_andre

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

I think we should just let everyone get married. Think about how much time we're wasting on this single, stupid issue.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

There's a dead cat stinking up the neighborhood. Can someone come clean it up? I'm not touching it.... :P

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

@CheyenneRocky This is pretty irrational. JUST SAYIN'. Although secretly, I have the same mindset. :X

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

My parents buy like 100 gallons of fruit punch everytime they go to the store. If anyone wants fruit punch, you know where to go.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

Note to self: If I ever become President, I'll make it illegal to be fat.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

@CheyenneRocky fat chicks in general get on my nerves.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

@CheyenneRocky Good luck, pretty sure someone recently died from that like last weekend....

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

I just heard someone screaming in my neighborhood. Currently locking all the doors to my house... GOTTA LOVE HAWAII.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

@kare_bares that feel when I'm pretty sure I failed that presentation... :(

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

Bitch, you're more annoying than Whitneys Miltank. lols I be bored.

[Felicity Green @FelicityGreen76]

This guy on the bus was doing a horrible attempt at hitting on me. He used really cheesy pick up lines... It was pretty sad.