Sarah E. Sauseda

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Been getting a good serotonin fix from the Animainiacs reboot. Was Wakko always this adorable?

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Me forgetting the Jose Cuervo I poured in my Arizona iced tea an hour ago:

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

LOC-896-159-07TLO
CODE 2!!!
#LevelOfConcern #twentyonepilots

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

People asking for code 4 or code 6, like wait have we even found code 2 yet!?!??!?! Post it you cowards!!!!! #LevelOfConcern #twentyonepilots

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Did anyone else not hang up and get an option to record and send a message??? What does that mean? I didnt say anything but hit send anyway in my panic. Now I regret not telling Tyler that he is the worst!!!! #LevelOfConcern #twentyonepilots

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

The voice is wrong! This game is not fun 😭😭 #twentyonepilots #LevelOfConcern

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Thought I was gonna have a productive day at home today, but instead I'm just playing detective for these cryptic tøp codes. Why my boys gotta be like this???? 😭😭😭😭 #twentyonepilots #LevelOfConcern

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Me watching a commercial: Is that Idris Elba?
Roommate: No, you're just racist!
Me: Oh noooooo! 😭
Me next week, at same commercial: IT IS IDRIS ELBA!!!
Roommate: Yea, I was just messing with you.
Me: *phew* I'm not racist.

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Only good thing from quarintine was discovering and falling in love with @bondirescue

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Just finished explaining to a guy what I do for a living: speech language pathologist. Conversation moves on to me mentioning that I wished I knew more Spanish. Guy proceeds to explain "Well the thing about language learning...here are some tips about language"...
Me: ????

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Once I was part of a criminal trial jury where the convicted defendant was a POC. And the only 4 people in the jury who did not support a life sentence were also the only 4 POC in the jury. And I think about that sometimes.

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

@melissannavarro #TeamBlonde

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

My bro-in-law just called my sister to tell her the City of Kingwood shut his restaurant down completely (no delivery or to go) for COVID-19 prescautions. This is their primary income right now, so of course she got incredibly worried. Then he calls back...April Fools...

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

I forgot about twenty øne piløts for a hot minute and then fell in love with them all over again, dang.

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

@melissannavarro Do it 😶

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

@melissannavarro How about like this?

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Oh my lanta, fandom created an entire original character love interest for the Mandalorian and so many fanfic writers are just going with it. Niiiiiice.

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

What happens if the Mandalorian sneezes?

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

I just need some quick cash 😭

[Sarah E. Sauseda @FeliLud]

Am I just wrong for thinking ATMs are for quick transactions? How come everytime I go to one, I get stuck behind 6 vehicles who all seem to be taking out loans, depositing 8 checks, and are obligated to experience technical difficulties. Sir, your ATM visit should not be 20mins.