Noone

A spooky mom with no sense of direction and an animal lover. Isn't that obvious? The sense of direction, that is.

[Noone @felinekeeper]

@misszoelkifli Aku masi kecil, sih .. cuma inget pernah anter atau jemput papa mobil kuningnya banyak banget. 😀

[Noone @felinekeeper]

Ketemu temen baru di Chemnitz. Masi baru masuk 40. Tiba2 sepupu kirim foto buklet Kadin dan ada nama bokap gw di situ, gw bilang bokap dulu Presdir President Taxi. Ternyata dia tau taksi lawas itu, dan dia bilang,”Lho.. berarti bokapmu dulu bossnya bokap gw.”
Small world!

[Noone @felinekeeper]

Edisi kangen…
🥹

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Meanwhile….

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Dikirimin tagihan mantan.

Kucuma balas ,”This is his EX wife.”

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@emilydiparis Banjir di ig. Di sini malu malu sedap.

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Blusukan sesaat.

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@misszoelkifli Thank you, dear.. I feel blessed. 🤗

[Noone @felinekeeper]

Akhirnya merasakan dicintai brondong secara ugal2an.

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Packing lunch for a picnic by the lake.
Bahagia itu sederhana.

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@finallywoken ❤️❤️❤️

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@cloudyduh Otherwise I wouldn’t realize how toxic it was. How peace wasn’t part of daily life. That I deserve to be treated with respect. And I wouldn’t know how happy I can be, finding myself back and being just silly me.

[Noone @felinekeeper]

@emilydiparis Aku dulu ketemunya malah di kantor. Ini ketemu juga via komunitas di Jakarta. Jalan2 ketemunya cuma buat seseruan aja.

[Noone @felinekeeper]

“Kak, cariin gw bule.”
“Kenalin gw sama temen laki loe, dong.”
“Pacarmu punya kembaran? Atau kakak/adek?”
“Gimana cara dapetin suami bule yg bener?”

Ni cewe cewe yg gw ga kenal minta cariin bule itu konsepnya gimana, sih? Gw bukan dating apps, gaes😭.

[Noone @felinekeeper]

Ketika selera babang Polandia telah terpapar rasa nusantara dan tak lagi bisa berpaling.

Pierogi + sambal

[Noone @felinekeeper]

@cuttyfrutty_ Iyaaa tapi kok CEWE semua. Yg chat aku bot bentukan Kpop gaje, dengan pertanyaan basi,”May I know where this picture is taken?”

Atau ,”Your dog is beautiful. May I know what breed it is?”

Bow. Jelas jelas HERDER or German Shepherd segede gana. Basi.

Hahhahahaha

[Noone @felinekeeper]

@cuttyfrutty_ Ga kek gini juga DM-nya 😭

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@cuttyfrutty_ Aku kan tak bergaul dengan bule2 single yg langsung available mau nikah.

Aku ditanya gini , “Does he have a twin?”
Mau aku bales ,”Depends. Are you my twin?”

Kan selera orang itu spesifik, yak. 🤔😆

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@xopch Tergantung angle. Kalo dari sisi harus bisa adaptasi dan mau belajar aneka bahasa asing berikut tradisi budaya sama ngangon anak sambung, belon lagi kudu siap prenup, kurasa malah banyak yang gentar. 😂

Gw kasi realita bukan kisah mahligai rama-rama.

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I love traveling solo and have my me time, but receiving this is also nice. 🥺