Felix Baumgartner

Just another guy jumping out of space and shit

[Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgrtnar]

Yo tengo los huevos grandes. Retweet if you know what I mean

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[Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgrtnar]

This is accurate. Retweet if I'm the bad-ass of the century. #Felix

[Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgrtnar]

Of all the inevitably historic lines I could have said just before I jump. All I thought of was "YOLO"

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[Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgrtnar]

One small step for man, one giant leap for energy drink marketing.

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[Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgrtnar]

I specifically asked for a whiskey, a pack of cigarettes, and a damn blow job when I got back down. I'm drinking a Monster in protest.

[Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgrtnar]

I just jumped from the edge of space, fell over 127,000 feet and landed safely back on the Earth. What the hell were you doing this morning?

[Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgrtnar]

Two hours of trying to get it up.....and its over in just 8 minutes. Seems like my sex life.

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