Felix Rackham

independent wrestler, pirate, damn good looking for booking email [email protected] check us out on

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

We've got all our old designs and some new ones up on @redbubble and if you buy 4 stickers you get 25% off, if you buy 10 you get 50% off! https://t.co/mkRigBtJGC

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@DonaldJTrumpJr I hope he’s in your closet

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

I’ve had @ProWTV for about 24 hours and if I never see another person work in jeans and a band tee again it will be too soon.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

I don’t know who needs to see this, but you are not driving a school bus. You do not need to come to a stop for the train tracks.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@EnochFarage @johnsonemilyp @andyheriaud Like this with a C.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@robins36 @ctrlaltsecrete @andyheriaud That’s how you end up with tortilla wedged between your teeth.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@pec_inspector Lol I’ve got that same toy in red.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

Hear me out. Deep fried French Toast.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

Did they ever say what absolute prick told all those mice there were no cats in America?

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

Dear @Reddit I don’t need to know what subreddits are “talking”. An entire group of Redditors all with hot mics sounds like literal Hell.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

One of the best parts of #ForbiddenDoor is there’s a @njpwglobal PPV on in the next 24 hours and I’m not gonna have to take naps and fuck my sleep for a week to catch it at 4AM.

[Marcus Bagwell 🎩 @Marcbuffbagwell]

This, this, this. Uncle Buff approves this message. Trans Hate is not Buff Stuff

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@BenKissel #ACA🐝

[Seth Rollins @WWERollins]

#WrestleMania

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@GlennJacobsTN I guess you would be living proof that masks cause brain damage.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@LPontheleft What day and time? How they gonna advertise this every day on Sirius but never say when it’s on?

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@davidlagreca1 $600 is what I paid for front row SummerSlam in 2012.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

You ever join a random discord and people are just dropping all kinds of personal information and it’s like I’m just here to talk about books…

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

Decided to take a gamble on a Sno ball flavored iced latte. It tastes like sniffing sharpies.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

I hope every time your song comes on you get a call about your cars extended warranty.

[Felix Rackham @FelixRackham]

@BenKissel my car is halfway there. It has a lane detector and if you hit the line too many times it will pop up and say you’re swerving a lot you might want to stop and rest.