Felix Capra

RATED R-NC-17; Volturi Guard; Don't Mess with Me

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte @Demetri_Tracker Yeah it's best not to read my reports unless it's something really important. Everyone knows that.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker @Sweet_Charlotte I also can't be bothered to read or listen properly.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker @Sweet_Charlotte /laughs/ Told ya, there's no hope for this demon.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker @Sweet_Charlotte thinks she'll talk sense into me.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte Doubt it. @Demetri_Tracker has been trying for a few centuries.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte Your loss not mine, sweet cheeks.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte Pfft, I'm the best there is. You probably wouldn't last the full ride.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte /laughs/ Minute.. everything I do is historical. Stop by the garage sometime and I'll give you a ride.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte Not true. There was plenty going on in my room last night. I was told half the guard could hear it. /winks/

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte I'll alert the historians on staff.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte At least we can agree on something.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte Sounds like woman power bullshit to me. No thanks.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Sweet_Charlotte who is the Perry female you speak of?

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

I am Felix hear me roar....

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker Why would I change? /shakes his head/ I like myself the way I am.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker /laughs/ Good luck with that. Let me know when you do, I want to watch.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker /exasperated sigh/ I suppose. Anything in particular you want done with it?

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker I'm repairing the head gasket and fixing anything else I find that the last guy let happen.

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker Thanks for giving me yet another reason to love being me. /smirks /

[Felix Capra @FelixVolturi]

@Demetri_Tracker You should try being more of an asshole, no one visits me.