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[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@alphanumerex Overuseless sef

[Marshall Onoriode @alphanumerex]

Airpeace useless oooh.

[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@ogundamisi Who approved this? This can't be real!!

[BudgIT Nigeria @BudgITng]

With the amount of “Streetlights” in this 2025 budget, Nigeria is supposed to be the Light of the World.

🔦 1,477 Streetlights for N393.29 billion 🤯

That’s N266 MILLION per light. Are we installing the sun?

Here are some of the insertions and how much they will cost.

📌 538 Boreholes – N114.53 billion

📌 2,122 ICT Projects – N505.79 billion

📌 43 Community Town Halls – N17.23 billion

📌 561 Education Projects – N179.96 billion

📌 319 Health Projects – N420.09 billion

📌 32 Traditional Ruler Empowerment Projects – N6.74 billion

📌 1,380 Road Projects – N1.44 trillion

📌 24 Security Vehicles – N11.7 billion

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[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@egbokavictory_ Weird o lol

[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@Germanprinz This sound guy no sound at all. Please cut him off abeg

[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@SirLeoBDasilva Havertz? Rest bro, no dey cap rubbish

[🚘 O W U L A 🧔🏻‍♂️ @_owula]

Too much wisdom

[OLAMIDE 🌸💖 @Olamide0fficial]

Her husband is sexually assåulting a 13-year-old girl. See what the mother of the girl is saying ffs 🥴

[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@OLABAMIJI999 @adeola_ole58197 @instablog9ja 🤣

[Rotimi So-Fly @SoFlyTheGr8]

Things that seem like super powers even though they are not:
1. People who chew flagyl tablets.
2. Non-cardiologists who are experts in interpreting ECGs.
3. People who eat yam without drinking water.
4. People who fry plantain/meat without eating a piece.

[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@Letter_to_Jack @aisola3

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@SoFlyTheGr8 @kunlewealth @burnaboy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Rotimi So-Fly @SoFlyTheGr8]

My rap cover for @burnaboy city boys

[#TheSportsIlluminator 🤝 @RayToluAyo]

#NPFL24

The moment me and @VictorMcEpha thought Heartland will pull a shocking win at the Onikan Stadium against Sporting Lagos today but Jonathan Alukwu says NO!

E no dey happen!!

This is football!!!

[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@dapsy_05 Tbf, Jordan Ayew is far better

[e.Stream Networks @eStreamNetworks]

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THE FIRST (FIVE) 5 CORRECT PREDICTIONS WINS ON TWITTER!

#ucl2023 #predictandwin

[FemiPuddy @FemiPuddy]

@Dagbofather Holding should be loaned to Everton.

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@Dagbofather No be so o Pep

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@Dagbofather 😆😆😅🤣🤣😂😂