Jan Dekker

Writes for business, mostly. Tweets for fun, mostly.

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@bushontheradio How else are you meant to do it? Has some incredibly effective new method developed recently that I’ve somehow not heard about?

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IKEA are selling something called ‘salty liquorice’. Don’t be fooled. It’s just liquorice.

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@lufcstats Players being treated like criminals at airports not helping. Fans being denied tickets also not helping. If all the FAs got together and boycotted it last minute I wouldn’t mind.

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@footyfromBE @FootballOranje_ Exactly what I was thinking. Don��t want to run into either of those so early.

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@MustangMan_TX A journalist trying to hold him to account. Which is what journalists are there to do. The ‘privilege’ of an interview doesn’t mean rolling over with demure little inquiries about how work on the ballroom is going. That��s not how it works.

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@Footballtweet Except Timber is out injured now ☹️.

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@DrMatthewSweet First series is one of my favourite things of any kind. I’d not seen the second since it was first broadcast and had always wondered why it never got repeated or released on DVD. Seeing it again now, I think I know why.

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@Gibboanxious Indeed, it is not.

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@speechmarks Yezzum.

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Properly howling at this. Top tier.

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@StateDept You send your condolences to the family who asked that Henry’s death not be used to sow division. And you use his death to sow division. Contemtible doesn’t begin to cover it.

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@PictureSporting Great photo. Action and love of the game.

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I always wondered why series 2 of Very Peculiar Practice was never repeated. Too dangerous, dark and dystopian, I thought. But watching it now on iPlayer, I’m forced to conclude that it’s because it was terrible. In total contrast to series 1, which is still as wonderful as ever.

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@justdavenow89 @smileyrach2 We might not like him, but we’re only a heartbeat away from having to care about him.

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Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

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@jonsopel Vance’s comments are no better than trolling/rage bait.

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@KevinSVanHorn @AndyFitchet Difficult to know where to start with this.

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@AndyFitchet @smileyrach2 I’ve literally never seen it called EDI. Apart from that I agree with every word!

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@paulsimpsonHN Or Sparta FC, though there is another Fall one in there.

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@paulsimpsonHN Or Match of the Day by Genesis.