I need every single person who ends up going to this movie to channel their inner @GooseworxMusic.
LIE.
Lie about every spoiler you can think of. make it plausible. make it implausible. Make art of things that don't happen.
you can't spoil it if you can't trust any of it.
Um.. so I might have ended up being permanently digested by @cutesexualsylv whoops... <_< if you need to find me I'll be on their hips for the next eternity..