Fenton

i am Fenton, and i am a WELL fast runner, and writer of #DogPoetry.

Views are my own, not my owner's.

#fentoniswellfast

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

Fenton / Fentoff

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

For now, it is time for this dog to call it a day. All memes flicker brightly, but all must fade. I shall return, no doubt, when I die.

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

I have published my #dogpoetry - http://t.co/BtIvskvU8d Consider it my collected works. I leave them to history. They belong now to The Ages

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

for #WorldPoetryDay i should really write some more #DogPoetry. but i haven't. this sums up why: https://t.co/G7xUdVwYu7

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

It's difficult to write #dogpoetry / often i can't find the right words / also, nothing rhymes with 'poetry' / which is ironic and absurd

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

just to counter some of the speculation, the new pope isn't me. though Pope Fenton I has a certain ring to it. shame, really.

[AstonishingSod @AstonishingSod]

The sheer arrogance of this dog is breathtaking. To hell with this dog. #DogNames #Crufts

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

rubbish! #Crufts2013

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

oh gods - Crufts. this is what it must be like for humans when the X Factor is on... :( #Crufts2013

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

not sure how i feel about this deer cull business. chasing opportunities will be limited. i relish the challenge, though.

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

looks like i missed out on the short list :( #FentonForPope

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

still, regardless of my name being unlikely - #FentonForPope

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

Fenton #UnlikelyPopeNames

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

Jesu Domine!

See? I've already got the catchphrase... #FentonForPope

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

#FentonForPope #JesusChrist #JesuDomine

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

@ActingAnEejit it wasn't THAT funny, really

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

@ChribHibble my owner is a buffoon and the whole affair ruined my life

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

@ChribHibble the whole escapade was shrouded in idiocy :( #FML

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

i'm on next #BritAwards2013

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

i'm up for being microchipped - satellite verification of my land speed record attempts would be useful #fentoniswellfast

[Fenton @Fentonthedog]

I've got snow nose