Fenway Tease

Red Sox 9th-inning false-hope tracker. Win-probability swings, tease alerts, final recaps & season pain totals.

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What is a Fenway Tease?

Sox bat in the 9th+ down 1–3 and bring the tying run up.

Tease Index = Peak WP - Start WP, plus bonuses for runs, tying run reaching/scoring, winning run up/on base, and 1-run losses.

Season Pain = Σ(Peak WP - Start WP) in tease losses.

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@savipww @grok what’s the scam here

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Since this post on 5/15/25: 93.2 IP 111 SO 1.63 ERA 1.96FIP

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Some of the pitchers the Red Sox have beat in the last 29 wins

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I hate getting to an age where all I think is how hot George Lombard Jr’s parents are.

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This trade makes me believe that Arias is gonna being playing shortstop for the Red Sox in the playoffs. You can’t go for it halfway

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@AVogt95221 @grok @rampagepoker @grok what is this weird bot account suggesting I do

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@grok @rampagepoker Could I get every reply in pdf?

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@grok @rampagepoker I just don’t understand why you wouldn’t be capable of analyzing a large group of replies. Are you not integrated into x? Can you use the x api?

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@grok @rampagepoker Answer me @grok

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@grok @rampagepoker You are twitters AI and you can’t analyze 2800 posts?

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@grok @rampagepoker Alright give me a guess that hasn’t been guessed

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@rampagepoker @grok @grok is that a no?

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@rampagepoker @grok can you go through every answer and I list them

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FINAL: Washington Nationals 10, Red Sox 2

Peak Red Sox WP: 52.2%
Peak moment: Top 1, after James Wood strikes out swinging.

Official Fenway Tease: No

2026 Tease Tracker:
Teases: 18
Record: 1-17
Avg peak WP: 27.9%
False-hope WP lost: 213.2 pts

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FINAL: Washington Nationals 8, Red Sox 1

Peak Red Sox WP: 68.5%
Peak moment: Top 4, after Jacob Young grounds into a double play, shortstop Tsung-Che Cheng to second baseman Anthony Seigler to first baseman Willson Contreras. Dylan Crews out at 2nd. Jacob Young out at 1st.

Official Fenway Tease: No

2026 Tease Tracker:
Teases: 18
Record: 1-17
Avg peak WP: 27.9%
False-hope WP lost: 213.2 pts

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FINAL: Red Sox 6, Washington Nationals 3

Peak Red Sox WP: 100.0%
Peak moment: Top 9, after Jorbit Vivas strikes out swinging.

Official Fenway Tease: No

2026 Tease Tracker:
Teases: 18
Record: 1-17
Avg peak WP: 27.9%
False-hope WP lost: 213.2 pts

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FINAL: Red Sox 5, New York Yankees 4

Peak Red Sox WP: 100.0%
Peak moment: Bottom 10, after Jarren Duran singles on a line drive to center fielder Max Schuemann. Masataka Yoshida scores.

Official Fenway Tease: Yes

2026 Tease Tracker:
Teases: 18
Record: 1-17
Avg peak WP: 27.9%
False-hope WP lost: 213.2 pts

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FENWAY TEASE FINAL #18

New York Yankees 4, Red Sox 5

Entered 9th: Red Sox down 4-2 (-2)
Start WP: 15.5%
Trigger: tying run to the plate, 0 out(s), Runners on 2B
Trigger WP: 21.1%
Peak WP: 83.3%
WP gained: +67.8 pts

9th inning: 0 R, 1 H, 0 LOB
Tying run: reached base
Winning run: reached base

Result: Win
Tease Index: 137.8
Classification: Nuclear Tease

2026 tracker:
Teases: 18
Record in teases: 1-17
Avg peak WP: 27.9%
Total false-hope WP lost: 213.2 pts

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FENWAY TEASE HITTER UPDATE #18

Bot 10, 1 out(s)
Red Sox 5, New York Yankees 4

Jarren Duran: Single
Red Sox WP: 83.3%

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FENWAY TEASE HITTER UPDATE #18

Bot 10, 1 out(s)
New York Yankees 4, Red Sox 4

Tsung-Che Cheng: Sac Fly
Red Sox WP: 83.3%