George

Borderline human.

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

For legal purposes, this video is a joke…

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

I always said that Genius Dot Com should only show you two thirds of the lyrics and then make your phone really hot, it's so cool that they're willing to listen to their users' ideas

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Heading to Epsom with the knights Templar auditors group 💪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[🇳🇴 aberration in the artland of the deal 🇳🇴 @ThomasSilken]

what kind of Irish is your Grandad

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[George @FeorgeGerguson]

@ruairidx Back in my day we had to make do with badly-translated bootleg copies of Keitai Denju Telefang labelled as "Pokémon Diamond and Jade"

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

This is my inner monologue when I wake up to pee at 5am and can’t get back to sleep

[Conner Hursh @ConnerHursh]

THIS IS WHY NO ONE GOES TO THE MOVIES ANY MORE TOO EXPENSIVE THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT THEIR "STUBS" MEMBERS PATHETIC

[George @FeorgeGerguson]

@theneedledrop @mrcameronbrasil No it's BGs

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

I keep hearing strange Christmas songs in CVS. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who hears them

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

LETS GOOOO

[QUIX @QUIX]

every stage of the curry goat order

big ups Dom Solesky

#comedy #funny #dnb #jamican

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[George @FeorgeGerguson]

@theneedledrop I once listened to an album all the way through with NO snack break.

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

‘What’s the matter contactless boy, afraid you might spend something?’

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Seeing the euromillions back down to £14m feels like a piss take. You think I've getting off my arse for a poxy £14m? I've seen Pointless jackpots bigger than that.

[pavement shady facts @flopmidi]

"Mom can we listen to the New Sound?"
"No, we have Geordie Greep at home"

Geordie Greep at home: