The amount of yellow dust in Blacksburg is sickening. It is a little known fact that “pollen” is actually the Jews way of weakening the white mans senses in order to easier manipulate the masses. Stay woke. #PerkyNaturals#ChickenJockey
Saw a prospect Ive been plotting on for few months (she doesn’t know it) at the social tn. Obviously, I put the moves (walked past her twice between getting drinks) on her. Seeing her clear interest, you know I added the snap. Her phones prolly dead tho it’s been a long night.
Update on the play: Volunteered to go first to set the tone for the rest of the field. Can confirm the SEC championship belongs to Florida. I’d like to thank God, 2k16 Frequency Vibrations, and Alpha Phi Sorority. #MvpRace#YouWasAtTheClub
Otw to a huge class presentation where I am one of 4 white boys out of 70. Representing Cracker nation today. Comparable to Tim Tebow heading into the SEC championship against bama. No doubt it will be a similar outcome. #FuhWhatchaHerd#PutOnForMyCity
Physically on the way to intro to finance. Mentally camping hot air balloon on paradise map in pixel gun 3d. Patience of a Nepalese monk waiting for my free chest in 30 minutes. #HandDownManDown
Scratch that, required breakfast with PO at 8:30 in the morning. Visualizing a sixer of micky with a side of over the pants handjob to make it worth my time. #Adapt2Win