Derrick

Nobody understands me. Nobody cares about me. Nobody gets me. That’s just how life goes for a man in this world - I’m numb to pain

[Fermanagh Celebrity @fermanaghceleb]

@coachshanerice Popular opinion here shane, ur a fucking gobshite

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@ArmaghFans1889 @GaaFermanagh @CavanCoBoardGaa @FermanaghGAA Mcgurn woukd demolish rian oneill in a heartbeat pipsqueak

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@John_360__ @FermanaghGoon @DonFermangh @fermanaghceleb @Offaly_GAA @OfficialDownGAA Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion john? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion john? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion john? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion?

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@John_360__ @FermanaghGoon @DonFermangh @fermanaghceleb @Offaly_GAA @OfficialDownGAA Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion john? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion john? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion john? Where’s your promotion? Where’s your promotion?

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@John_360__ @DoorishesGeezer @fermanaghceleb @DonFermangh @Offaly_GAA @OfficialDownGAA John listen here you republican dork. I’ve said good riddance to more Offaly hens in 3 years than times you’ve kicked a score in senior football . Fermanagh will always be clear

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@John_360__ @DoorishesGeezer @fermanaghceleb @DonFermangh @Offaly_GAA @OfficialDownGAA You don’t know what the touch of a female feels of John. Now do a 360’back to Offaly poo land

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@PatSpillanee Kerry and Dublin have officially ruined the beautiful game of Gaelic football.

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@DonFermangh @John_360__ @DoorishesGeezer @fermanaghceleb @Offaly_GAA @OfficialDownGAA Don I would zip it now if i were you. You’re the cartel but I’m the Pablo. You’re the shoe shiner but I’m the CEO. You’re the iron ore and I’m the ancient debris.

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@John_360__ @DoorishesGeezer @fermanaghceleb @DonFermangh @Offaly_GAA @OfficialDownGAA This is true John , I agree. Fermanagh have won nothing - they’re very crap. Offaly will always be better , these kids don’t know what they’re talking about

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@dmcgurn11 Oh Cavan do you know what that’s worth,
Darragh McGurn is the best on earth,
The silky Lecker is just what we need,
He got the Ernemen, out of division three.

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@GaaFermanagh I’m typing this whilst tied in a noose on the edge of a cliff. My captors revealed to me Fermanagh clutched up - I would smile , I would laugh , I would feel joy. If i wasn’t emotionally dead. Goodbye

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

My captors have allowed me to react to the result - I have now personally asked to be executed , do not bother paying ransom.

[Fermanagh GAA @GaaFermanagh]

Full time:
Fear Manach: 1-13 (16)
An Cabhan 3-8 (17)
#allianzfootballleague #Div3

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

I am alive. I’m not dead just yet. I’m hanging on. My death has been hoaxed by the FHIU. I’ve been kidnapped by the Fermanagh u8 managers and now I’m being held captive in the hills of Ethiopia. Help me #imstillstanding

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

@Dwaynefermanagh Mom wtf. I told you to stop commenting on my posts. Now I have to bate the fuck out of you

[Derrick @FermanaghLoner]

I feel as though I may lean toward the alpha side - I just lack any empathy for those around me, society moulded me into the monster I am in this moment.

[FermanaghCompanion @FermanaghKing7]

BREAKING NEWS‼️ Last Chance to enter our #winahouseinfermanagh draw. We have officially collaborated with Vivo and you can now - not only win a trip to New York , but also receive a celebratory cake - fresh from the Duncairn 16 Dudley hill bakery😳 it doesn’t get better than this

[Fermanagh GAA @GaaFermanagh]

@GAAFermanagh would like to address the rumours that we have not got a house to give away in our #winahouseinfermanagh draw. We have an anonymous Nigerian Prince who will provide us with the house once we give him the money we have raised. We hope this puts you at ease.

[FermanaghCompanion @FermanaghKing7]

BREAKING NEWS‼️ (FHIU) FermanaghHens investigation squadron, have arrested two white males on the outskirts of Duncairn 16 Dudley hill - suspected to be guilty of attempted armed robbery in Spar shop. 33 people dead at the scene - tragic news #subies #guiness

[FermanaghCompanion @FermanaghKing7]

Aren’t they just magnificent😍‼️Fermanagh seniors send warning to county Cavan ahead of their National League promotion decider on Sunday😳you just can’t make this stuff up.