Josh Ballew

Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK

[Josh Ballew @FernBallew]

Defund the police like it’s an inner city school.

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Slam poetry? You mean like the bail section in Welcome To Hell?

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New Balance Necromancy™

[Arnaud Ducouret @arnaudducouret]

Le genre de détails que j’adore.

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Going to stop saying people are locking into grinds and start saying they’re hyper-fixating on them.

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@BjornBookser Love him

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Nikolai Piombo being able to do the best sounding tricks but depriving himself of the sound by wearing headphones is a very specific kind of madness.

[Josh Ballew @FernBallew]

Pro skateboarder with a Louis Vuitton sponsorship who does it for the couture

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Pro skateboarder with a yogurt sponsorship who does it for the culture

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

The jacket power scaling in NYC is so crazy. You think you got a cool ass jacket? Everybody got a cool ass jacket

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@DeptofWar @SecWar Looks like shit

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Everyday it becomes more clear that the only hope for humanity is whatever the opposite of optimization is.

[Josh Ballew @FernBallew]

Kid who didn’t skate but was inexplicably at the skatepark all day everyday

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Bring back cigarette commercials

[AGTG @BeenServin]

Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI

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@___martinr So so sorry for your loss

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It's probably just a coincidence that all the AI agents are women. No deeper examination needed.

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Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test.

48% of people who watched it live thought he was a real skater. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%.

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The Pope just confirmed that Street League using AI to promote events counts as a sin.

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@tavus Looks like shit

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@tavus Looks like shit

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When I said skateboarding needed to be less popular I didn’t mean like this

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@cnkerr damn