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Hey Bike Fuckers, it's Tune-up Tuesday so drag your shitty bikes down here tonight and let Corey make em all pretty like again! 10pm!

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It's your favorite Ferns day of the week agaaaaaaain! Whiskey Wednesday sucka! Happy Hour 3-7 get in where u fit in bitchezzz

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Whiskey Fix Wednesday. Cum get yours now Happy Hour 3-7 and $1 Beer all day

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Super wild Karaoke party tonight at 930! Whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaat?!

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Come prep you liver for tomorrows debauchery today on $1 beers and cheap ass whiskey! Happy Hour 3-7. Yup!

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Lets get Shitty Sunday's starts now, relive your weekend for just one more night on the cheap $1.50 Tecates $3PBR Tall Cans $2 Bud Lights

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Open Mic today!! 3-8! lets dooooooo it!! Happy Hour 3-7

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Winning!

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Dear Dudes, It's Whiskey Wednesday come in lets get shitty. Happy Hour 3-7, yaaaa man!

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Boozeday starts now! Early bird gets the worm, come get a headstart on ur drunk! $1 Beerz and $3 Tall Canz! Ya dont say?????

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Open Mic today 3-8 come get ur sang on, or whatever it is u do...also Happy Hour is 3-7!!! C ya soon!

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Show Time! See all you Fuckers soon!

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Fukin Dollar Brewz dudez and cheap ass whiskey! Get er done! Happy Hour 3-7! Whhhaat?!?!

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Happy Hour starts now! Get in where you fit in homie!

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Karaoke Thursday! Tonight @930...Be There!!!!

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2here's everyone at did u forget it's Wednesday?? $1 beers and cheap ass whiskey. Happy Hour til 7! Hurry!!

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It Happy Hour Bitchez hurry in its Saturday and gettin yo drank on is way past due

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Another episode of Whiskey Wednesday feat. the $1 Beer brought to u by the one n only Ferns Bar! Get in early we'll be gettin weird all day

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TGIF come in for Happy Hour 3-7 and get ur Halloweener festivties started early!!

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There's nuthin like sittin in a cozy dark bar on a rainy day like this it's TuesdayBoozeday n we got new Specials $1Busch$3PBRtalls n more!