Roburrito

he/him

Steadfast supporter of Doing Crimes.

Giant Panda Extinction Advocate.

Yelley Argument Haver for Hire.

Joe Kelly is my dad. Please come home.

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To the 3 or so people that read my tweets one of whom is my wife, I've uninstalled this app finally, I'll kinda be on the butterfly one, @ferpect0val

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I'm going to be so much more annoying this year just you wait. You'll see. You'll ALL see.

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The Gilded Age but with lead.

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Do @JeffandPat still even like sports?

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I put a good amount of thought and a mild amount of effort into dressing in a way that makes me feel good and appear like a competent professional only to completely undermine that by walking into the office with an energy drink and bag of donettes.

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@NavyFederal I disagree

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@nylazare1998 @MLB Fuck Israel, end the genocide of the Palestinian people and the escalating belligerence against other nations.

What would you have me do on this post about baseball? The MLB are the ones with billions, not me.

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RIP Pete Rose. A gigantic asshole, who nevertheless did not deserve to be excommunicated from baseball and absolutely should be in the hall of fame.

You were the perfect embodiment of the Phillies, enjoy hell, and fuck the @MLB on your behalf.

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@42Pigeons Hanlon's Razor:

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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@NegativeSymptom Immune Deficiency Foundation
🤝
Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies

Needing a new fucking acronym

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@realDarkElation @justinboldaji I agree, I hope he's teaching them how to get away with it, too.

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@42Pigeons Jose Canseco is one of the worst people in baseball history and that is a crowded fucking race. Dude sucks so hard.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

chappell roan was a lotta people's new favorite parasocial cuddly toy and then she went "hey I'm a person give me some space and also here are my extremely reasonable political opinions" and some of the Can't Make a Phone Call Squad are really struggling with that

[mehlika 💫🇵🇸 @smthngcomfrtng]

too often we ask “is the glass half empty or half full?” when we really should be asking “what’s in the cup? is it really none of my goddamn business?”

[Preston D. Mitchum @PrestonMitchum]

As a reminder: guilty people shouldn’t be executed either.

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@nut_history The A's in Oakland, obviously

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@disc_ran I hate them too, every time someone brings one out I lose 150' off my drive.

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

it’s hard being a young queer woman who’s into gemstones in a geology way and not a magic way because i’ll be like “ah i like this agate pattern” and people will be like “yeah it wards off djinn” and like i don’t think that’s true

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@cartwheel73 @waitmanb This is actually exactly what *homeschooling* does to children. Because they don't get broad and diverse socialization, their early co-workers will receive the wonderful burden of teaching them both how to work, AND how to be a person.